4th Trigger // [Action]

[badass_in_red]

[So Dante is on top of some random roof in town, just watching people walk by. Or something to that effect. All in all, he's just waiting for something interesting to happen. Either that, or for someone he knows to walk by, so he could drop down on 'em to annoy the hell out of them say hello.

Any takers on walking by his little base? He needs to

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[im_the_cute_one]

[Whatever would Dante do if there was a twelve-year-old girl walking around?]

[badass_in_red]

Guess we're at a stalemate, then!

[im_the_cute_one]

Don't you have any money? I really need it, old man.

[badass_in_red]

Hey, money's no object around here.

And I'm not all that old.

[im_the_cute_one]

You have grey hair. And I need money to run away from here.

[badass_in_red]

White hair, and it's natural. Where are ya gonna run away to?

[im_the_cute_one]

Do you know how to get to the desert, old man?

[badass_in_red]

[No answer. Dante isn't 'old man', so you must be talking to some invisible force.]

[im_the_cute_one]

I asked if you knew where the desert was, mister.

[badass_in_red]

You asked some old man, and I'm not any old man. And it's somewhere around here.

[im_the_cute_one]

I'm sorry. I just want to find the desert. That'll teach everyone to be mean to me. I'll be a desert ninja!

[badass_in_red]

I don't think the desert's a place for you. There's no one around there to pay ya to be a ninja.

[im_the_cute_one]

I'll make it work, or I'll almost die of thirst and decide to kill off my camel for survival.

[badass_in_red]

And where are you gonna get a camel?

[im_the_cute_one]

Can't you just tell me where the desert is? Or can you show me the way? I'm leaving this place.

[badass_in_red]

I don't think I can. Never been there, myself.