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Aug 02, 2011 18:12

 I went to a grocery store to get some things. After I checked out, I started going to the exit.

Cashier: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 
Me: What? D:
Cashier: THAT DOOR IS CURSED. DON'T GO THROUGH THAT DOOR OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!
Me: ...but there's no other do-
Casher: DON'T GO THROUGH IT!
Me: Is it broken?
Cashier: IT'S CURSED.
Me: Can I ju-
Cashier: NO!

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wtf service or wtf post?, bizzaro, *grocer, maybe there's chicken pox juice on it, omg this like totes happened you guys!, ^wtf, devil works in trivial ways, i call crazy bananas!, don't know how u do the voodoo that u do, psycho clerk, maybe it was a dare, huh?, persnickety tags

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dbaxdevilsfan August 2 2011, 22:15:10 UTC
O_o

That's just bizarre.

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kilaen August 2 2011, 22:54:21 UTC
I was rather confused.

I've had problems with that cashier before (she packed my eggs sideways grr), and I sometimes see her arguing with the manager. I think maybe she was just really high or something...

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lingail140 August 2 2011, 23:20:30 UTC
work release program possibly?

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holyleague August 3 2011, 18:41:43 UTC
why is that the first thing that comes to mind?

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jenm August 2 2011, 22:16:56 UTC
lmao
Wow.

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gandolforf August 2 2011, 22:24:28 UTC
She was probably just fucking with you.

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kilaen August 2 2011, 22:25:20 UTC
Probably, but she sounded so serious and was very tall, so I didn't want to fuck with her. e_e

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slinkslowdown August 3 2011, 08:34:41 UTC
This post has indeed lead me to make a mental note to try this, should I ever work in retail/customer service again.

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misterdew August 2 2011, 22:29:11 UTC
My gf has a friend who might actually have done something like that when she worked at a grocery store. The "nodding sagely" part would have definitely been part of it, too.

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princessselene August 2 2011, 22:30:58 UTC
WTF?

....for some reason, I pictured the cashier howling the "no" out.

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rkotaku August 3 2011, 05:26:35 UTC
LMAO

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