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Aug 02, 2011 18:12

 I went to a grocery store to get some things. After I checked out, I started going to the exit.

Cashier: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 
Me: What? D:
Cashier: THAT DOOR IS CURSED. DON'T GO THROUGH THAT DOOR OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!
Me: ...but there's no other do-
Casher: DON'T GO THROUGH IT!
Me: Is it broken?
Cashier: IT'S CURSED.
Me: Can I ju-
Cashier: NO!

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wtf service or wtf post?, bizzaro, *grocer, maybe there's chicken pox juice on it, omg this like totes happened you guys!, ^wtf, devil works in trivial ways, i call crazy bananas!, don't know how u do the voodoo that u do, psycho clerk, maybe it was a dare, huh?, persnickety tags

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klauses August 2 2011, 22:50:28 UTC
lol

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mirhanda August 2 2011, 22:58:54 UTC
I can't stop laughing. What dire thing happens to those who dare to brave the door?

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peppermintroses August 2 2011, 23:11:46 UTC
lol. Just imagine if you had gone through that door. You had a terrible fate with destiny you've avoided! Thank that cashier next time!

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fortifarse August 4 2011, 01:29:15 UTC
Or death is following now, pissed that his rotation has been messed up and wanting to fix it (in terribly complicated ways, of course, since death can't just cause something natural to happen.....)

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wall_ofillusion August 2 2011, 23:49:13 UTC
lmao what

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garyfuckingoak August 2 2011, 23:57:06 UTC
I wish I could have seen this.
The, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" I heard in my head was great.

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