I have three completely unrelated rants, all of which I need to get off my chest, so here goes.
( To the both of you )

Dear Dumb Ass ( Read more... )

Short and sweet:

Group of PCs is trying to take down a big bad villain. Said villain has taken a member of the group hostage. One character (let's call her Princess Twinkletoes, since she's a runaway princess and a dancer and... yadda yadda yadda), having high charisma and ranks in diplomacy and bluff, goes to negotiate. She rolls VERY WELL.

Now, ( Read more... )

I don't care that your character is fluffy sweet sunshine who thinks my guy is hot. My canon character in this crossover is an ass that borders on being misogynistic, but that's mostly because his planet is currently in its equivalent to our Dark Ages. His home country pretty much delegates women to being wives and mothers. Don't like that he ( Read more... )

Not so much one person, but so many that it's risen to a boiling point.
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Seeing "I'm setting up this RP for ideas for my book" makes me hit the back button pretty fast. For starters I've seen people get butt hurt because it's not going according to their plans for their book and also because I feel like they would rip off my ideas and pass it off as their own.

Seeing "im doin tis rp 4 my bok" or what ever this person ( Read more... )

Dear Bad Spock RPers ( Read more... )

Dear You,
The reason we didn't approve your character of Ass Elf wasn't because you didn't "have tenure".  It was because it was fucking ridiculous.  So ridiculous we couldn't even hate it, we could only laugh hysterically at it.

You wanted her father to be a balor.  In the words of our favourite guild bunny rabbit, "A balor demon is a twelve foot ( Read more... )

So I've talked about this person before.

( Psychotic Macho Man, Round 2. Fight! )

Several small rants mashed into one page ( Read more... )