Yo bro, hope you don't mind, but...

Oct 23, 2010 12:01

Hey, you. I just want to remind you that you are currently on fire. Not just "my shirt has caught fire, oh shit I better stop, drop, and roll" on fire. You have been set ablaze by a man with a flamethrower.

I'm not exactly sure if you understand this, but fire fucking hurts. A lot. That shit melts metal. As such, after being set on fire your first course of action should probably be making yourself considerably less on fire.

You see, once on fire, it becomes kind of difficult to "fight through the pain" and continue combat with the people you were fighting before being set on fire. It also becomes incredibly difficult to perform a "leaping spin kick" once on fire, even if your intention is spreading the fire to your attackers. I would hope that you understand that your ability to perform leaping spin kicks is severely hindered by the fact that you are, once agin, currently on fire.

...Just throwing that out there.
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