You fight with WHAT

[muppettreasure]

Lightsaber... tonfa.

I just...

No. No. You wouldn't have any freaking ARMS left.

Comments

[spaceangelacid]

It's like they watched the entirety of Dragonball Z and all of the Star Wars movies back to back. :/

[systemaurora]

*reads*

*wikipedias the term "tonfa"*

*dies laughing*

[muppettreasure]

I'm trying to imagine this person and he even has a PICTURE to go with it, one he drew, and srsly. I can't look at it without imagining burned, steaming stumps and him looking at his so called lightsaber tonfa sitting on the ground, still clutched in his cold, dead, severed hands, thinking ".... well, shit."

[spaceangelacid]

Tell him lightsaber nunchucks would be cooler and see if he goes for it XDDDD

[lithera]

Well, see, he regenerates from anything, so it doesn't matter if he cuts them off. They'll just grow back.

[bangstand]

Didn't Maris Brood have lightsaber tonfas? I don't see any failing with that.

Everything else is full of suck though.

[muppettreasure]

She did, however the blade part protruded far enough from the actual forearm that the risk of whacking her arms off was greatly reduced. This guy actually stuck them on the short bit and holy crap, there's no way in hell it would work.

[lhyn]

I can kind of see the 'Hispanic kid raised by rich American family' bit. Look at all the 'Save the Children!' ads they run on TV and how a movie star has adopted yet another orphan from some war-torn hellhole.

The rest of it is indescribably wrong, but that conceit is marginally believable. Barely. In the sense that 'This shit really happens once in a blue moon.'

[muppettreasure]

I see your point, yus. Ah well xD

[iwantasammich]

Light saber.. what? He runs at Mach 5? He can manipulate emoptions, feelings, and thoughts..?? How do you.. I.. Bwa? WHA??????

[muppettreasure]

He is God. That is my conclusion.

[noirthesable]

God does not misspell "Yucatan."

[muppettreasure]

-snorts-