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muppettreasure in bad_rpers_suck

You fight with WHAT

Aug 23, 2010 23:54

Lightsaber... tonfa.

I just...

No. No. You wouldn't have any freaking ARMS left.

( Snippet (Names removed to protect the stupid. And showcase it too.) )

bad character bio, dumbass, star wars, mary sue

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iwantasammich August 24 2010, 05:17:33 UTC

Light saber.. what? He runs at Mach 5? He can manipulate emoptions, feelings, and thoughts..?? How do you.. I.. Bwa? WHA??????

muppettreasure August 24 2010, 05:18:47 UTC

He is God. That is my conclusion.

noirthesable August 24 2010, 05:27:13 UTC

God does not misspell "Yucatan."

muppettreasure August 24 2010, 05:28:06 UTC

-snorts-

higenshi August 24 2010, 05:53:47 UTC

No.
God gives it a new spelling.

dimitrinabokov August 24 2010, 05:42:42 UTC

Supergroup: Guardians of Destiny (G.O.D.)

Nah, he's just a part of GOD.

By the way, why does something fated to happen have to be guarded at all? This seems silly. Or maybe the people in the supergroup know this, and they're just a bunch of really lazy superheroes who don't want to admit it.

"The bank was just robbed! Where were you guys!"
"Back at the base. There was nothing we could have done to stop it, it was pre-ordained. Destiny, I tell ya."

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