Comments | bad_rpers_suck: AHAHAHAHAHA no.

talentedfool in bad_rpers_suck

AHAHAHAHAHA no.

Jun 12, 2010 10:52

When spending time in a Drow guild, you have to expect to see some pretty LOLWUT character applications. But this was just...

( So a 25-year-old archmage finds a how to guide on become a lich?. )

bad character art, dungeons & dragons, how not to roleplay, bad character bio, fail, doing it wrong, speshul snowflakes, fuckery

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mellinore June 12 2010, 15:10:40 UTC

Also.

You can't be taught epic spells, you have to develop them, paying for it out of your accumulated treasure and XP.

While I'm on the subject of treasure, the only way that character could have a Wyrm Rod of any description is if they'd found it through play, as the cheapest (a White Wyrm Rod) is about 50% of the guideline wealth for a 27th level character (2,900,000gp according to my MIC).

That history? I might let the character start with a rusty suit of scale mail and a couple of battered weapons (loot from her home village).

beardedtroll June 12 2010, 08:56:30 UTC

Late in her stay at the library, she eventualy stumbled accross a book of rare forgotten dark magics, a book detailing a true higher calling, a book granting the knowledge on becoming a lich

"Lichdom for Dummies"?

booksquid June 12 2010, 16:48:17 UTC

This is why I prefer WoD, high tier characters don't read like wishlists.