Story Applications

Jun 02, 2010 20:25

I swear to god I will rape your cousin with a spiky mace if I see ANY more half assed story applications ( Read more... )

y so ragey, doing it wrong, bad character bio, holy shit capslock rage

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beardedtroll June 3 2010, 05:19:21 UTC
as you miss spell simple words

Misspell.

On another note, you shouldn't try for violent swearing if you can't put your back into it. It just comes out sounding stilted and insincere, rather like bad poetry.

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thejim June 3 2010, 05:53:31 UTC
Also, it seems as though they're putting emphasis in the wrong place.

I'd be more pissed if ANY MORE of those damned 10 year olds apped, rather than any more of THOSE DAMNED 10 YEAR OLDS!

I dunno, maybe OP just has an issue with decagenarians.

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beardedtroll June 3 2010, 06:04:45 UTC
Also, it seems as though they're putting emphasis in the wrong place.

Yes, the rhythm and flow is all wrong.

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slap_my_sock June 3 2010, 05:23:43 UTC
No, fuck this.

I feel OP's raeg. Too many people pussyfoot around the fact that bad apping is the most annoying shit that a mod has to go through.

And every now and then, it provokes things like this.

Shit.

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turtleyurtle1 June 4 2010, 01:22:35 UTC
COLOR ME CRAZY-

But I prefer when people have lean bio's/histories/personalities in apps. I find that the best characters are more fully developed in roleplay, and that all you really need is a basic skeleton to prevent sues.

But then, my RP doesn't "demand" rp samples, a specific app format [We need to know like...5 basic facts, and everything else is up to you], or a plethora of details.

And yet somehow-

I'd say 90% of the characters are well-written and pretty amazing. There's always that small 10% that will drive me nuts, but I guess I really don't get how bad apps would cause "raepmace" jokes. Bad apps make my inner editor squeal with morbid glee.

But maybe I'm part of an outlier. xD

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slap_my_sock June 4 2010, 01:33:53 UTC
Realistically, a player can be good or bad, regardless of how well they can write an app. I'm well aware of this. I've seen amazing players who failed hard in their app and vice versa, so I'm not saying that it's "necessary" for an application to include an analytical essay in the personality section or a novel for a sample.

And hey, if you enjoy reading garbage for amusement, you're one of the lucky ones. Having read over numerous apps, I'll say that the first few bad ones are amusing. After that, it's torture. And sometimes, you don't even reject them outright because you're reading over the whole mess looking for that one redeeming thing that might make you say, "Ah, okay. They might not suck ( ... )

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slap_my_sock June 4 2010, 01:35:27 UTC
*The better you know your* character.

Silly unpaid sock accounts.

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doomweasel June 3 2010, 05:51:03 UTC
lol @ misspelling "misspell"

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rickaveris June 3 2010, 06:23:03 UTC
As someone who has attended college, was born before 1999, and has been raped by a spiky mace in the past, I am extremely offended by this post.

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kittysaysno June 3 2010, 12:47:31 UTC
I get the feeling you're upset but I can't exactly figure out what gives me this impression. Someone help me out here?

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