Commander Dumbass Episode 4: The Dumbassining

[flack_w]

You guys certainly seem to love hearing about the misadventures of Commander Dumbass, so when it looked like his stupidity was about to finally catch up to him, it was a bittersweet moment. He was finally facing consequences for his actions, but I knew I was going to miss his amazing stupidity

Comments

[thebeatalls]

I'm just going to put in here that I've always hated cliffhangers with a fiery passion, I do not have the patience for them. That said, I'm breathless with anticipation.

[flack_w]

I swear to god guys, I'll keep you updated as soon as possible. I rushed here as soon as possible when Dumbass declared he was going to take on te entire first wave single handedly- I'm as excited to see how the he'll the fight turns out as you guys.

[doc_whiteface]

I occasionally troll really bad RPs pretending to be someone like this particular Commander Dumbass just for the lulz. I love seeing how people react when I bring in a loony yet highly-literate form of hilarity into their RP. I remember one time I got this description past this one person:

"'s gun has a modification that allows its bullets to be programmed via computer chip so that they can deconstruct matter on the subatomic level."

She claimed she understood, and then got all freaked out when I used one single bullet to split a uranium pellet and cause a directed nuclear explosion. In case you Can't decipher what the Hell that quote above translates as, I basically gave my WWII commando a Doctor Manhattan gun.

[pervertedme]

OMG that sounds so fucking funny. I must try this. xD

[redrosebeetle]

Why does Commander Dumbass even bother with finding teammates for his revenge?

[poto_heart]

He needs an audience!

[megumi_kitten]

he should have said "Everyone lower your weapons and get some popcorn, cuz you're gonna wanna witness the dumbshit I'm about to do!"

[blaze_rocket]

What is this guy, a combination between Inigo Montoya and Xandir P. Wifflebottom? Waaaaaaow.

[wychboy]

BEST IMAGE EVER!
He must be their strnge, strange lovechild!

[noirthesable]

With a liberal helping of Frank Castle Delusion syndrome.