Commander Dumbass' last Stand
I'm sure by now most of you have heard my rantings about the amazing Commander Dumbass, but for those of you who haven't, here's a recap;
When the commander of a secret organization's infantry is injured on the job, his second in command is promoted to captain temporarily. While serving as captain, the newly promoted dumbass is faced with the task of infiltrating a rivaling secret organizations' base. He then proceeds to kneecap the tech expert, knock out several other members of his squad, and lob a grenade at his squadmates. His justification? Mercs on the enemy team killed his wife, and he wanted to personally kill their fleeing leader. So, he takes out his own squad to ensure that there's no interference and chases after the merc leader and his seven bodyguards and attempts to face them all on his own. Because "ONLY HE DESERVES TO KILL HIS WIFE'S MURDERERS!"
So, as one would expect, Commander Dumbass gets a royal ass kicking since he has no squad and he's completely outnumbered. The bad guys decide it would be funnier to let him live, and leave him to face the consequences of his betrayal of his teammates as they board a helicopter. Before they leave, a wounded Captain Dumbass tells his wife's killer and his squad the coordinates of his team's base, and swears revenge for all the people they'll kill when they attack it. In that order
As the enemy flees, Captain Dumbass' injured and dazed squadmates finally manage to recompose themselves and promptly arrest their traitorous captain. He's put on trial by his organizations' leaders for betrayal of the organization. He gives a long, shammy speech about how "I am a respectable and honorable man, but when my eyes laid upon my wife's killer, my mind was clouded by darkness! All I could see was rage!"
No one in the courtroom buys it. Commander Dumbass is told that the organization he works for cannot allow his service to continue if he cannot prove his loyalty. His response? "I think my loyalty will be proved very soon, sir. My chance to redeem myself is coming..."
And suddenly the entirety of three of the enemy's mercenary squads attack the base.
Ultimately, Commander Dumbass demands they remove his handcuffs so he can help fight, and they reluctantly agree, The battle is long and terrible, and casualties on Commander Dumbass' team are confirmed to be over two hundred once the battle ends, including a handful of Dumbass' superiors. But once the smoke clears, the heroes (and Commander Dumbass) stand victorious, thanks to their higher numbers and knowledge of the base's layout.
Either way, the orginization's location has been discovered, hundreds are dead, and now they'll have to relocate their base. And as everyone mourns the incredible losses, Commander Dumbass gets up in front of a podium, and proceeds to make a big speech about how this was his plan to make up for injuring his squadmates all along.
...What? But... Huh?
That's right! Commander Dumbass explains that he knew that he would lose the trust of his organization for what he did, so to make up for it he told the enemy their base's location. Knowing that they would be outnumbered and outclassed when they attack, he had intentionally led them into his "genius deathtrap." And even though 200 men were lost because he sold out his team, it's apparently okay, since the "bad guys lost MORE guys!!" He ends by saying that he hopes his actions have reaffirmed his teammates trust in him, and to carry on to a brighter tomorrow so the losses on the battle aren't in vain.
Instead of the cheering he expected, Commander Dumbass is immediately court Marshalled. As the team begins preparation to relocate as quickly as possible, the group's overseers tell Commander Dumbass that he will be punished severely for what he's done, likely with death.
His response? "You can't do that! My wife's killer is still out there!"
When the commander of a secret organization's infantry is injured on the job, his second in command is promoted to captain temporarily. While serving as captain, the newly promoted dumbass is faced with the task of infiltrating a rivaling secret organizations' base. He then proceeds to kneecap the tech expert, knock out several other members of his squad, and lob a grenade at his squadmates. His justification? Mercs on the enemy team killed his wife, and he wanted to personally kill their fleeing leader. So, he takes out his own squad to ensure that there's no interference and chases after the merc leader and his seven bodyguards and attempts to face them all on his own. Because "ONLY HE DESERVES TO KILL HIS WIFE'S MURDERERS!"
So, as one would expect, Commander Dumbass gets a royal ass kicking since he has no squad and he's completely outnumbered. The bad guys decide it would be funnier to let him live, and leave him to face the consequences of his betrayal of his teammates as they board a helicopter. Before they leave, a wounded Captain Dumbass tells his wife's killer and his squad the coordinates of his team's base, and swears revenge for all the people they'll kill when they attack it. In that order
As the enemy flees, Captain Dumbass' injured and dazed squadmates finally manage to recompose themselves and promptly arrest their traitorous captain. He's put on trial by his organizations' leaders for betrayal of the organization. He gives a long, shammy speech about how "I am a respectable and honorable man, but when my eyes laid upon my wife's killer, my mind was clouded by darkness! All I could see was rage!"
No one in the courtroom buys it. Commander Dumbass is told that the organization he works for cannot allow his service to continue if he cannot prove his loyalty. His response? "I think my loyalty will be proved very soon, sir. My chance to redeem myself is coming..."
And suddenly the entirety of three of the enemy's mercenary squads attack the base.
Ultimately, Commander Dumbass demands they remove his handcuffs so he can help fight, and they reluctantly agree, The battle is long and terrible, and casualties on Commander Dumbass' team are confirmed to be over two hundred once the battle ends, including a handful of Dumbass' superiors. But once the smoke clears, the heroes (and Commander Dumbass) stand victorious, thanks to their higher numbers and knowledge of the base's layout.
Either way, the orginization's location has been discovered, hundreds are dead, and now they'll have to relocate their base. And as everyone mourns the incredible losses, Commander Dumbass gets up in front of a podium, and proceeds to make a big speech about how this was his plan to make up for injuring his squadmates all along.
...What? But... Huh?
That's right! Commander Dumbass explains that he knew that he would lose the trust of his organization for what he did, so to make up for it he told the enemy their base's location. Knowing that they would be outnumbered and outclassed when they attack, he had intentionally led them into his "genius deathtrap." And even though 200 men were lost because he sold out his team, it's apparently okay, since the "bad guys lost MORE guys!!" He ends by saying that he hopes his actions have reaffirmed his teammates trust in him, and to carry on to a brighter tomorrow so the losses on the battle aren't in vain.
Instead of the cheering he expected, Commander Dumbass is immediately court Marshalled. As the team begins preparation to relocate as quickly as possible, the group's overseers tell Commander Dumbass that he will be punished severely for what he's done, likely with death.
His response? "You can't do that! My wife's killer is still out there!"