Bad Description Time!

[chickensocks]

Game: Old WoD Changeling: the Dreaming

Character Type: Pooka

Description: (Character) stands at an unassuming five-three. Wrapped in a silk packaging of caramel flesh which held a nachre sheen of prismatic color, her fram laced with Athena-inspired curves. Endless eyes of lapis peek from thick, inky 'lashes. A button nose poises above a cupid's

Comments

[vaspider]

Athena-inspired curves

Her tits sprang fully-formed from her father's forehead.

[iamsocky]

Eww! Bad image. BAD! *dies from lulz*

[vaspider]

Either that or seeing her naked will make you blind, but don't worry - snakes will lick your ears if you do, and give you the gift of prophecy!

[teacup_werewolf]

Melampus FTW

[teacup_werewolf]

WTF?!

How is that Pooka? That sounds more like a Sidhe to me...The purple prose it burns. The character sounds soooooo..aaaaah D:

[vaspider]

I read it as Eshu.

[teacup_werewolf]

Was those the African storytelling travling kin?

[vaspider]

Yah.

[livingdeadkat]

She sounds like a candy covered in hair, and tons of eyes. Not tasty at all.

[paperclipchains]

Athena-inspired, as in, that's what she told her plastic surgeon to model her after?

[torsui]

Brillian plumes threaten to spring into display trailing from her rear

... so she's got feathers about to shoot out of her ass? threatening to, even?