It's my sixth time -- you'd think I'd learn

[bad_latin]

Word count this morning: 9,666

Comments

[caesarsalad77]

Go go go go go go go!

All you need is a 30,000 word sex scene.

[naraht]

And that is while it is incredibly super ultra important to remember that you should always strive to include as many obtuse and redundant and repetitive and extraneous modifiers in all of your superfluous sentences and clauses in you work of typed up and spell checked fictional novel work that you are in the process of writing at the moment for Nation Novel Writing month which is currently taking place.

Also, don't forget the punctuation.

[caesarsalad77]

An incredibly verbose sex scene.

[bloodsong1]

If you get stuck (hahahaha), simply refer to Chapter 5-30 of any 2" thick or larger female porn novel. I've found the *cough*historic*cough* ones have lots of useful words, phrases, expressions, lurid descriptions...

[skullx]

Place your bets!