Analyze This (and by "this," I mean "my ass")

[bad_latin]

So, has anybody else been reading any of Jacob's recaps on Television Without Pity?

Just me, then? Well, I am going to bitch about this anyway, because it is pissing me off. Okay, so, Miss Alli used to do the recaps for The Apprentice. And one of the staples of her recaps were the very long and elegant and opinionated analyses about this or

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[dagnycat522]

I don't watch the Apprentice or read Jacob's recaps. But I used to read American Idol (shut up) recaps when Shack was writing them, and they were HILARIOUS. And now Jacob does them, and they suck. He is just Not Funny.