Ahahahaha!

[bad_darling]

*has just bought uber magic tomes and new shoes*

Hee! Oh, they're simply divine!

Now, to lay waste to the world with my magic and my fabulous fashion!

...but where to start...

Comments

[bigicedragon]

Ugh!! You!! If it weren't for the fact that I'm currently paralyzed, I'd go over there and rip your balls off!! If you have any!!

And why do you look better than me?! Ugh! Now I really want to smash your face in!

[hurricane_fang]

It isn't really that hard to believe, you know. :\

[bad_darling]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.

I'm obviously more attractive! Isn't it obvious, darlings!?

[bigicedragon]

UGH! Don't touch me, you crossdressing freak!!

And how dare you insult me like that!!

::Makes a lame attempt to bite his foot off::

[bad_darling]

*easily dodges bite*

Well, darling...we're going to have fun.

*reaches into handbag and brings out...THE MAKEUP BRUSH!!! Dramatic Thunder effect goes here*

[bigicedragon]

What do you plan to do with that!? If you're going to make look prettier than you, that's okay. Don't you dare mar my face!!

[bad_darling]

Darling, I could work on you with a chisel and I'd still be prettier.

*starts practicing his "art"*

...and...there...an...yes! Ooh, darling, you're going to look FABULOUS when I'm done.

*brush brush*

[bigicedragon]

What are you doing to me?! I demand a mirror!

::Tries to bite the brush::

[bad_darling]

*moves brush away, tuts*

Ah ah! Any more of that, and I'll make you look like this. So behave, darling, or else it'll be the smudged lipstick for you.

[bigicedragon]

...YAAHHHHH!!! DON'T LAY A FINGER ON ME ANYMORE, YOU FREAK!!!

::Randomly takes bites::

[bad_darling]

Darling, darling...that was what you'd look like if you didn't...cooperate. If you do, I'll make you look like a princess! Albeit one from a really backwater kingdom

*brush brush*

[bigicedragon]

DIDN'T I TELL--

...A princess? Really?

[bad_darling]

Oh, yeeeees, darling. One of the finest, most scaly graceful princesses around!

*brush brush*

And...voila! *makeover from Evil!Ninian to this is complete. Amazing what can be done with one layer of makeup, isn't it. xD*

((Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed. See ya tomorrow! =)))

[thelostsamurai]

*eyes sparkle*

[bigicedragon]

...I...I...

I look so pretty~! Well, prettier, at least!

::Shoujo sparkles::

Ohoho~! I must try my new look on someone to seduce~!

{{OOC: Good night! Sleep well! =)}}

[bad_darling]

((I return!))

Well, darling, why don't you play with the little darling over there for a while? He seems...fragile. But he'll live.