...I've been busy, darlings. *is totally not dressed in new expensive clothing*

But it matters not! I must continue my FABULOUS reconstruction of the world! Reconstruction with FIRE. Hee hee hee!

...uh...I mean...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

...

Maybe I'm not a good villain...

*cries*

I know that you're all just GASPING for a go at fabulous little me, so I'm giving you all the opportunity! Come on darlings! *grin OF DOOM*

*has just bought uber magic tomes and new shoes*

Hee! Oh, they're simply divine!

Now, to lay waste to the world with my magic and my fabulous fashion!

...but where to start...

Hello...*grin*

Uh...well, darlings, I better make a start on perpetrating some evil. Oh, yes indeed!

*prances strides towards a random village*

...oh, wait!

*runs back to his lair of evil*

*runs back out wearing these*

Ahahahahahahaha!

*starts skipping striding again*

*wobbles slightly*