There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he ( Read more... )

Well we are at the doors of war what will be the plan of attack.....?The restaurants will be our downfall MacDonald's. Wendy's.... burger king pizza hut. . Col Saunders. Or maybe a bad batch of Pepsi products what would be the death toll on? Canada .USA. England. Astrlia. France. . Germany .HOW MANY WILL. In one day worth of customers with a poison ( Read more... )

Noah was a drunk ( Read more... )

A minister passing through his church ( Read more... )

Lets face it, the earth isn't getting any bigger, but the population sure is. In my mind, to combat this problem, as well as the growing number of truly stupid people I propose the following ( Read more... )

David received a parrot for his birthday ( Read more... )

Saturday night todd and I went to Joey's after he got off work ( Read more... )