Population
Lets face it, the earth isn't getting any bigger, but the population sure is. In my mind, to combat this problem, as well as the growing number of truly stupid people I propose the following:
1) Warning labels on items such as hairdryers should be removed; lets face it, if you cant figure out drying your hair in the shower is a bad idea then you dont deserve to live.
2)Suicide help lines are all redirected to Pizza Hut; I mean, if your problems are so overwhelming a large pizza (your choice of toppings) wont solve them, is there really that much hope?
3)We engage in a massive "education" program to convince people they can breath underwater if they really believe, all those people stupid enough to buy it are now also gone...
1) Warning labels on items such as hairdryers should be removed; lets face it, if you cant figure out drying your hair in the shower is a bad idea then you dont deserve to live.
2)Suicide help lines are all redirected to Pizza Hut; I mean, if your problems are so overwhelming a large pizza (your choice of toppings) wont solve them, is there really that much hope?
3)We engage in a massive "education" program to convince people they can breath underwater if they really believe, all those people stupid enough to buy it are now also gone...