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[b_santos]

'Dated' is an interesting euphemism. It's a polite way of saying for a couple days, a couple nights, you managed to fuck someone's brains out

Comments

[lane_carlson]

Imagine where antidisestablishmentarianism would've taken you.

Welcome around.

[b_santos]

I'm saving that one and Kierkegaard references for a rainy day. Can't put it all out there at once, right?

Thanks.

[lane_carlson]

It depends, I guess. Modesty doesn't suit our kind all that well.

You're welcome.

[gallovincent]

I'm not wearing panties either.

[b_santos]

Are you auditioning for Brown Bunny II?

[gallovincent]

I heard you had to suck off the casting director to get a part in that one.

[b_santos]

Yeah, I heard the same thing. Still, it's a chance to be famous. Or infamous. Depending on your point of view. Alright, so the question remains. Are you auditioning?

[milla_jovovich]

This is the best first entry ever. You'll fit in perfectly.

[b_santos]

Oh really? Just how perfect is the fit, Milla? I'm very flexible. Double-jointed, even.

[milla_jovovich]

Your flexibility has nothing on me, Flirty McFlirt.

[b_santos]

Well, pretty girl, we might have to compare flexibility sometime. If that's a challenge.

[k__kurkova]

She only told you? I'd have lifted my skirt.

[b_santos]

Karolina. You say that like it's a rare occasion.

[k__kurkova]

Why, Bruno, are you questioning my innocence?

[b_santos]

Why, no. You're about as innocent as I am.

[karenelson]

I have nothing to match the wit of these other comments.

[b_santos]

Neither do I, really. Everything may have been something old, something borrowed or something blue. Without the ever after bit.

[karenelson]

I feel much better then.