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[b_santos]

'Dated' is an interesting euphemism. It's a polite way of saying for a couple days, a couple nights, you managed to fuck someone's brains out

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[milla_jovovich]

This is the best first entry ever. You'll fit in perfectly.

[b_santos]

Oh really? Just how perfect is the fit, Milla? I'm very flexible. Double-jointed, even.

[milla_jovovich]

Your flexibility has nothing on me, Flirty McFlirt.

[b_santos]

Well, pretty girl, we might have to compare flexibility sometime. If that's a challenge.

[milla_jovovich]

I'll challenge your flexibility in the gym anyday. Any other way and my boyfriend's head might spin off. ;)

That icon is amazing.