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[b_santos]

Yeah well. I’ll be one of the little pretty malcontents to have an opinion on this. First of all, if I friend you, think of it as we share the same industry, therefore logically it’s assumed we could have things in common. It’s akin to actors friending every single one of their co-stars. And nothing’s wrong with that, is there? Personally, if you

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[amber_valletta]

If we're talking about good old fashioned screaming, I'm a frequent purchaser of the product. I scream when I'm angry, hurt, disappointed, frustrated, annoyed, distracted, bored, hungry enough. I'm not overdramatic, I just believe in being heard.

We're back to Regan. Trickle down commenting. Play it for me. Loud. Scream level loud.

You're the bigger man.

[b_santos]

I think it's healthier to have a short fuse. I'd rather get pissed, upset, excited a thousand times a day than let it build up for one huge outburst. That's how aneurysms are born. I'm not looking to die just yet.

Loud.

No, just longer-winded.

[amber_valletta]

Yes, because everyone I know who bottles their emotions like cheap bath oil ends up with ulcers or migraines or no sex life to speak of. I'm not looking to stop getting fucked just yet.

I owe you something.

Bigger lungs.

[b_santos]

I have more than my share of headaches, don't get me wrong. But I've also found that getting fucked is nearly one hundred percent effective in curing those headaches. That excuse is such a scam, I swear.

No doubt it will be more impressive.

And access to four thesauri and a spanish-english dictionary.

[amber_valletta]

I've found the same result through years of intensive research and field work. Something about the blood rushing from here to there and back through again flushes the pain from the temples like flood.

Give me some ideas, if you've got any.

I guess that means I need to buy an english-spanish one.

[b_santos]

I believe this could be underwritten by the Department of Education as a new study in cultural anthropology. Or you could just tell them all to use some common sense. It seems almost too easy.

I have an almost embarassingly huge collection, but I'm open to nearly everything. That doesn't say much, does it? At the risk of sounding like part of the anonymous herd, I'm really liking this Babyshambles, but earlier I was also really into Explosions in the Sky. Then again, I also like Roxy Music. I'm everywhere.

I'll send you mine. I don't know a lick of Spanish.

[amber_valletta]

On a different note, do you ever get tired of the constant offers of sex?

[b_santos]

Not really, no. Unless they're unwanted. I only get tired of coming up with creative ways to say no. What about you?

[amber_valletta]

And yes, I know the drill. It hangs dusty on the pegboard in my nonexistant garage. Vrrr...

[b_santos]

You've been hoarding that one in your verbal arsenal for quite some time, huh?

[amber_valletta]

Is my arsenal verbal? You should see me on the range.

[b_santos]

Well next time we're in the same vicinity, I'm wearing my bullet proof vest. I know you say it's only verbal, but I'm not taking a gamble unless it's called the Power Ball.

[amber_valletta]

Let's be in the same vicinity to test it. I'm going to write something about you. Not just on a subway stop wall, either.

[b_santos]

I'm in New York because that's just something I made up. Let's go with that, yeah? And you should write me on the subway wall. I'm trying to get my mobile hacked into as well.

[amber_valletta]

I'm in LA because I made it up too, not to be difficult. We'll think of something. On the subway wall too or on the subway wall instead?