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[b_as_a_criminal]

I'm not in prison.

This is a nice bed.

Mmmm.... What should I do?

Right. This calls for a laugh.

Hee hee hee... ha ha ha ha heh heh heh... no, no, that appeal is all wrong... B used to have a really good one. Zo zo zo... no, what was it again? Mmm... Kya ha ha ha!  That's it. Suddenly it feels dated, though. Maybe it just needs a new angle. Kya ha

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[legberjack]

The hell is so funny? Whatever it is, it better be goddamn good for this early in the morning.

[b_as_a_criminal]

....

[he stares at the phone and picks it up, glancing back over his shoulder toward the bedroom with some slight paranoia, but calming himself down slightly and replying in a flat voice]

It's the death of the world. I am dead.

Who are you?

[legberjack]

You ain't dead, but you will be if you start like that every day.

More importantly, the hell are you? The hell you people get off using my phone?! It pisses me off!

[b_as_a_criminal]

But I didn't call you.

[weaponsparked]

... Oh, this is promising.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Is it?

[weaponsparked]

No. That was the point.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Oh, I see. But sarcasm is useless for communication. Do you have something meaningful to say?

[badend_replay]

[...]

mii. What are you talking about, sir? You are not dead.

[b_as_a_criminal]

I'm not?

[he takes a stack of the pictures he pulled from the frame and holds it pinched between two fingers, dangling it above his head and tilting it back to stare at them again. Furthermore, he distinctly remembers having a heart attack, and all of his fingers are in tact from the fire, too.]

... Yes I am.

[hugs_arent_free]

You aren't the first person to mistake this for the afterlife. But you aren't dead. Just horribly inconvenienced.

[b_as_a_criminal]

[well, enough people have returned the phone call saying that he's not dead that he's starting to listen. But he is still skeptical]

... This is hard to believe. Nobody would resurrect me.

[hugs_arent_free]

Don't judge yourself so harshly. This town isn't exactly picky about who it brings here. If you should be dead, that means nothing. This place resurrects people all the time.

[b_as_a_criminal]

It's done at random?

[personajesus]

...Oh. You too?

[b_as_a_criminal]

....

hehn hehn hehn hehn hehn

[personajesus]

...

[b_as_a_criminal]

Well. Are we dead, or aren't we?