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[b_as_a_criminal]

[When Beyond Birthday returns home from work, he is surprised to find a big cage with two guinea pigs in it. He blinks at it, stares, carefully pokes the cage's bars, and then tilts his head. Is this Lisa's doing, or Heather's? Either way, he's picking up the phone instead of yelling. Clearly this is the best way to contact other rooms in the house

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[b_as_a_criminal]

You don't like it?

Oh.

[SUCH A FAKER. He's taking it off]

Should I try again?

[b_as_a_criminal]

Oh well.

You've plenty of time left to do it your way, then.

[b_as_a_criminal]

[Waifu has NO SENSE OF HUMOR]