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[b_as_a_criminal]

[When Beyond Birthday returns home from work, he is surprised to find a big cage with two guinea pigs in it. He blinks at it, stares, carefully pokes the cage's bars, and then tilts his head. Is this Lisa's doing, or Heather's? Either way, he's picking up the phone instead of yelling. Clearly this is the best way to contact other rooms in the house

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[b_as_a_criminal]

No, I don't.

[That doesn't mean he's not going to be mean to them once in a while though ♥ ]

... You could get dressed, you know.

[b_as_a_criminal]

No, but if you don't want them climbing up in your clothes, it stands to reason.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Quiet.

[b_as_a_criminal]

Sounds great.

[He's aware of that tranq wound, but if she's not talking about it, he doesn't care to ask. She's probably just coping.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

Sure.

[b_as_a_criminal]

[B hops over Elizabeth and heads into the bathroom to prepare his kit.]

[b_as_a_criminal]

Oh, leave it to me.

[He has her close her eyes, then begins applying the makeup with expertise.

Once he is finished...

... She has the exact same face he does.

Hee hee.]