Shady car inspections?

[krank_kether]

As in I need one. I bought a great car that, I'm pretty sure, will fail because of tint on the front windows. So does anybody know a place to have the car (which is new enough to pass for everything else) pass the damned inspection?

MBTA.com thought I wanted to find an accupuncturist.

Comments

[mperrotti76]

Google.com

[thetathx1138]

No idea. But for ten bucks I'll break your car windows in the middle of the night and you can claim the insurance.

[krank_kether]

For five, I'll set you on fire! Yay!

[thetathx1138]

Please, why pay you to set me on fire when so many are willing to do it for free?

[krank_kether]

b/c I want to drink a latte while I watch you burn.

[kpht]

All the places I've gone are way up north and I've quit the job with the connections. I think the one trick is to go in with front windows all the way down, but that's dicey since hi, it's winter and that looks mighty suspicious. So in summary, I have no advice for you.

[thetathx1138]

Well, she could come in with her windows down to a place and when they ask why they're down, she could slip them a twenty.

Not saying it's a winner but it might work depending on the place.

[krank_kether]

thats kinda what I was thinking... I have no problem with greasing someone but it's 20 fecking deg. outside. I mean, I love winter but not *that* much.

[kalibex]

"MBTA.com thought I wanted to find an accupuncturist."

Hey, maybe a few pins in ya meridians would mellow you out until you find some suitably shady inspectors...

[jenaflynn]

Place up near Lawrence where I went was totally shady, and they seemed to pass everything without really caring. If you're interested e-mail me and I'll pass along address.

[krank_kether]

or you know.. we could hang out - and I could give you a ride in the new warp-drive car.

[krank_kether]

speaking of that.. email me b/c i forgot my phone at home.

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