A couple of days ago I saw this on our satellite guide:

Crash Test Dummies: Their Greatest Hits

It was an advertisement for a concert involving, apparently, the Crash Test Dummies and their greatest hits. I thought to myself "didn't the Crash Test Dummies have only one hit?" But I set it to record just because I was curious.

I watched this concert ( Read more... )

I have taken to blessing and praying over every Tums, Unisom, and bite of food I take nowadays in the hopes God will hear me and have mercy on my guts.

That's me. I have been staring into my toilet bowl for the past 8 days and I am so over it. Is there a documented medical condition that can cause people to not be able to vomit? The medicine I'm taking right now is what is keeping me from it at the moment, I know that but otherwise...why can't I THROW UP??!! I'd give my left nut for five minutes ( Read more... )

 I am going to hear Colin Meloy in a few hours....yay!

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1.Who was your FIRST prom date?
Bryant Frederick. It was my junior prom and he was a sweet, goofy date. He, Brandon,  Lek and I had a picnic in the park afterward and it was a fun night.

2.Do you still talk to your first love?
Sure, every day (hint: it's my husband)

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
I guess a wine cooler of my mom's. First one I ( Read more... )

It is Saturday and I am awake at 6 am. Really? 

I have this pair of black velvet ballet flats that I wear often. Mike calls them my ninja shoes. I can completely see the resemblance to traditional ninja slippers only mine do not have the split toes.He asks me about my stealthiness every time I wear them. When he does this it makes me smile. That is all ( Read more... )

 From raylette:

1. Put your iTunes, iPod, or other media player or MP3 storage device on shuffle.
2. Take down the first 25 songs that are played.
3. Pick a lyric from each song, then take out a word or two from the lyric you pick.
4. Post the lyrics for your Flist to guess.
5. You get POINTS for guessing the words in the blanks, the song title, and ( Read more... )

Every single day at my job is like a multiple choice test. A hard, post graduate level multiple choice test. One where all the answers are strangely similar but only one is exactly right. I wish people knew what they were talking about. I wish I could find it within myself to just stop asking...

Oh and everyone answer these questions if you want to ( Read more... )