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[azuremagma]

That's pretty fuckin' annoyin'. Anyone got any clue on 'oo the fuck the Minus army is? 'Cause if I'm thinkin' right, I'm gonna need ta find my emperors fer a showdown.

An' get a more comfortable couch if I'm gonna keep 'avin' guests over.

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[azuremagma]

That's what I'm trying to fucking figure out, shit.

[azuremagma]

My job.

[3_s33s_what]

... "Minus Army"?

Ain't that what got mentioned on th' news? Y'know, before th' whole bloodbath an' murderin' an' stuff happened?

[azuremagma]

Prolly somethin' like that.

That means that I an' my partner may 'ave some sorta 'uge problem on my 'ands.

[3_s33s_what]

Eh, a potential group 'f thievin' Yakuza, a problem? Guess I could see it.

[azuremagma]

...This ain't a Yakuza I met.

Yakuza dun disappear when 'it, carry 'round magic sticks, an' do acrobatics like they're trained assassins or somethin'.

[sees_the_sea]

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HEY ASSHOLE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ABDUCTING ME TO YOUR SHITTY HOUSE.

Hey, you didn't try anything last night did you, jerkass?

...hey, sorry I crashed on the back of your bike like that.

Felt like I was sleeping on a bed of rocks. Jesus.

[azuremagma]

...Nah. I think rocks would be more comfortable.

[sees_the_sea]

Probably.

Anyway. I got some stuff I gotta do.

[azuremagma]

...What kinda stuff?

[notancientfairy]

Minus Army..? Zeman could not truly be that foolish.

[azuremagma]

...Zeman? That fuck?

[notancientfairy]

Demonic Monkey King Zeman. His army is known as the Minus Army..but he could not be foolish enough to attack.

[azuremagma]

...Well. Fuck.

There was some sorta fucker lurkin' 'round a crime scene 'oo acted like a monkey an' said 'e was part o' the Minus army. At least it's startin' ta come together.