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[azuremagma]

That's pretty fuckin' annoyin'. Anyone got any clue on 'oo the fuck the Minus army is? 'Cause if I'm thinkin' right, I'm gonna need ta find my emperors fer a showdown.

An' get a more comfortable couch if I'm gonna keep 'avin' guests over.

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[notancientfairy]

Minus Army..? Zeman could not truly be that foolish.

[azuremagma]

...Zeman? That fuck?

[notancientfairy]

Demonic Monkey King Zeman. His army is known as the Minus Army..but he could not be foolish enough to attack.

[azuremagma]

...Well. Fuck.

There was some sorta fucker lurkin' 'round a crime scene 'oo acted like a monkey an' said 'e was part o' the Minus army. At least it's startin' ta come together.

[notancientfairy]

...I see.

If this happens again, let me know immediately. I will not tolerate any more of this.

[azuremagma]

If ya've got some tip on 'ow ta keep 'em from teleportin' 'way when I'm 'bout ta knock their teeth in, that'd be fuckin' great.

If ya dun, I'll leave it ta ya. Maybe.

[notancientfairy]

Teleporting..? I..do not believe they can do that..

[azuremagma]

...Well, they can now. An' it pissed me the fuck off.

[notancientfairy]

That is distressing. Contact me immediately if you encounter another of the minus army.