pack my bags and i'll leave this old ghost town behind.

[azurejay]

Wee Hours Stupid AUs:

1. I am reading The Wives Of Bath (which is thus far kind of annoying and confusing), and the narrator mentions poor baby Patrick Kennedy on like page twenty-five. My brain: "DUDE, AU where Patrick Kennedy is Patrick, and lives, and is running for President right about now (because he'd be eligible this year), and! Pete went

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[estrellada]

you're breaking my brain but that might be not enough sleep + not enough caffeine + dentist appointment.

[azurejay]

Revenge!

Do you have an exit plan for your dentist appointment?

[estrellada]

Since I didn't panic and/or dissasociate last time, I flew solo this time and now I'm back at work.

However, my teeth are EXCEPTIONALLY sensitive (in the dentist's words) so we did part of the drilling with me FEELING IT and I broke into a pain-sweat. gah. Then the cavity was packed with medicine to hopefully create a callous? on the nerve and a bit more tooth material, and then we'll fill it. It it doesn't calm down tho, it might be another root canal. (either my 3rd or 4th. I'm losing count!)

[heyginger]

There could never be enough political AU's. Ever.

(Unless they are probably really historically inaccurate lol.)

(Also, plz no rape scene in chapter 6, kthnx.)

[azurejay]

(Oh god. Just the thought of that fic's header is giving me shudders now. Blinking, bolded allcaps, wtf. It's entirely possible doing actual research for the story would've taken less time than figuring out the code for the gd warning.)

(The me that sits here typing this today will never, ever write a rape scene. You can take that one to the bank. Or--I don't know. I could see myself writing rapeplay, but fandom is probably about as ready for that as they are for the one where Pete hits girlparts!Patrick.)

[estrellada]

I want Feminist Andy Angst when he dates a Girl Into RapeScenes.

[heyginger]

Duuuuude. You just broke my brain in an awesome way.