Wee Hours Stupid AUs:
1. I am reading The Wives Of Bath (which is thus far kind of annoying and confusing), and the narrator mentions poor baby
Patrick Kennedy on like page twenty-five. My brain: "DUDE, AU where Patrick Kennedy is Patrick, and lives, and is running for President right about now (because he'd be eligible this year), and! Pete went to law school and now does campaigny things and Andy became a lobbyist and Joe--idk. Joe is a pollster!!!" Obviously existing West Wing AUs do not satisfy me in the least. Plus, Patrick as a Kennedy? Fucking hilarious.
2. Something with Threadless models (the For Reals People ones, not the staff folks) and Love From Afar (which isn't ever really love, because you can't love someone you don't even know).
eta: PS (lol): Now "Document"
is winning by two. This is SO EXCITING. *toddles off to work on both stories*