Crack and Cliché Drabbles, Round Five!

Jul 18, 2009 11:58

Prompts for Round Five21. Albus Severus Potter? His name made him sound like the bastard man-child of at least two dead headmasters ( Read more... )

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21 graylor July 18 2009, 02:36:59 UTC
Characters/Pairing: Albus Severus, Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and a girl named Cindy
Rating: PG?
Squick warning: Het! (Only implied, so don't be too scared)

Albus sulked in his seat. It wasn't as if he'd done anything bad, there was no reason for his parents to bring him home in the middle of term. Slytherin House had been looking forward to giving him a birthday bash to remember. Cindy McCormack had been giving him promising looks for weeks. And his parents had drug him home and set him down in the parlor and were giving him the "this hurts us worse than it hurts you" look, and Merlin knew that never boded well, and Scorp, the bastard, probably had Cindy tucked in his bed by now ( ... )

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Re: 21 orwhoeveriam July 18 2009, 05:56:50 UTC
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH (because that's how dramatic music is spelled in my head).

Very funny, love the last bit.

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Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:03:58 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: 21 lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 07:16:38 UTC
Oh god!!!!!!!! The Bad Fic Zone!

You = made of win!!!!

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Was Engorgio really an appropriate charm to use mid-duel? mahmfic July 18 2009, 02:47:17 UTC
Characters/Pairing: Sirius/James
Rating: PG-13
Squick warning: Slash.

"It was uncalled for!"

"C'mon, Jaime, it was a joke! And over a week ago!"

"It was childish!"

"Uh, Prongs look who's talking."

James turned on his best friend. "In front of everyone, Sirius. Merlin, Snivellus will actually have something over me!"

"Ah, shut up. I bet loads of people want to date you now."

"I have been getting anonymous letters asking to see my large package. I don't think I'll be able to show my face in Defense again! Really, Sirius, was Engorgio really appropriate in a duel?"

"You sound like Moony." Sirius pins James against the wall, ghosting his lips against James'. "Everyone knows your mine. I just wanted to show them what they missed out on."

They kiss briefly. "You know, I'm going to have to get you back for this, right?"

"Yeah, you're my Prongs, after all."

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Re: Was Engorgio really an appropriate charm to use mid-duel? aidenface July 18 2009, 04:23:42 UTC
Aw, cute and funny!

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Re: Was Engorgio really an appropriate charm to use mid-duel? lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 08:42:53 UTC
Hehe! Wouldn't James love everyone knowing he has a huge ****? Perhaps thats why Lily finally changed her mind...teehee!

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Re: Was Engorgio really an appropriate charm to use mid-duel? calanthe_fics July 18 2009, 09:19:09 UTC
Aw *sniffles* Beautiful.

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24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... yeuxmarrons July 18 2009, 03:07:36 UTC
Characters/Pairing: the Trio and company
Rating: PG, I guess? maybe PG-13, given the nature of the prompt
Squick warning: just some silliness ( ... )

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... maevemist July 18 2009, 07:52:32 UTC
Hahahaha. This is very amusing. I also love how 'shippy' it is, I think this would satify alll three of the major Hermione ship fans.

Very well done.

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 08:44:35 UTC
teehee! Ron pole dancing! My eyes, my eyes!!!

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... calanthe_fics July 18 2009, 09:20:19 UTC
Ew, ew, ew!!! But good one for Hermione!

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22 winterthunder July 18 2009, 03:09:43 UTC
Characters/Pairing: Harry/Draco, mentions of Moody
Rating: G
Squick warning: None

Draco tossed down his paper when the squirrel tapped on the window for the third time. He had been trying his best to ignore the beastly creature, but it somehow had squirmed past his silencing charm and befuddled his attempts to banish it. Striding to the window, he threw up the sash and aimed his wand at the creature, only to have it scamper past him and over to the painting of him and Harry that hung over the fireplace. The squirrel chattered at their image.

"Draco, I may be mistaken, but I believe that squirrel is me," Painting Harry said.

"What?" Draco looked more closely at the animal, noting the rings around the eyes that were not commonly seen in these parts. "Finite Incantatem!" Suddenly a scruffy and very annoyed Harry stood in front of him.

"Took you long enough, Draco," he snapped. "Next time you decide the Auror practice fields need peacocks, you can tell Moody yourself!"

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Re: 22 cassie_black12 July 18 2009, 08:28:10 UTC
Lol! Love squirrel!Harry

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Re: 22 winterthunder July 18 2009, 19:54:34 UTC
Hee! Thanks!

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Re: 22 lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 08:45:45 UTC
Aww how cute! :)

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24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... emilythewise July 18 2009, 04:03:08 UTC
Characters/Paairing: Harry/Draco implied, otherwise Canon
Rating: PG13, really.
Squick warning: Slash

Hermione could hold her drink, Ron quickly found out. The party was raging, hangovers had met a timely death due to the ingenuity of Draco's potions, and no one had to worry about psychotic Dark Wizards. All was good.

Except Ronald Weasley could not forget the sight of his fiancee gyrating on a pole at the last victory party. This was regrettable, because Hermione was unlikely to lose her inhibitions again. Unless she had a little (a lot) of help from her very loving fiance and his friends. And Ron wanted moreIt was on the fifth drink Ron had spiked that he realized others were doing the same. Hermione, he knew, would either catch on to the ruse or get drunk very quickly. Harry and Draco, arm in arm, kept returning with more and more Firewhiskey or Sparking Rum, the drink either smoking slightly or sending off multi-colored fizzling sparks, and Hermione always accepted graciously, if a bit slurred ( ... )

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... aidenface July 18 2009, 04:25:14 UTC
Hah! I feel bad for Ron, but that's how it works with the Grangers of the world.

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... calanthe_fics July 18 2009, 09:22:01 UTC
ROFLMAO

Ah, poor old stupid Ron!

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Re: 24. Everyone spiked Granger's drink... lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 09:38:12 UTC
Oh no! Well, that's what happens when you drink...first the pole, then the puke.

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