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Crack and Cliché Drabbles, Round Five!

Jul 18, 2009 11:58

Prompts for Round Five21. Albus Severus Potter? His name made him sound like the bastard man-child of at least two dead headmasters ( Read more... )

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21 graylor July 18 2009, 02:36:59 UTC

Characters/Pairing: Albus Severus, Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and a girl named Cindy
Rating: PG?
Squick warning: Het! (Only implied, so don't be too scared)

Albus sulked in his seat. It wasn't as if he'd done anything bad, there was no reason for his parents to bring him home in the middle of term. Slytherin House had been looking forward to giving him a birthday bash to remember. Cindy McCormack had been giving him promising looks for weeks. And his parents had drug him home and set him down in the parlor and were giving him the "this hurts us worse than it hurts you" look, and Merlin knew that never boded well, and Scorp, the bastard, probably had Cindy tucked in his bed by now ( ... )

Re: 21 orwhoeveriam July 18 2009, 05:56:50 UTC

DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH (because that's how dramatic music is spelled in my head).

Very funny, love the last bit.

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:03:58 UTC

Thank you!

Re: 21 lotus_lizzy July 18 2009, 07:16:38 UTC

Oh god!!!!!!!! The Bad Fic Zone!

You = made of win!!!!

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:04:29 UTC

lol Thanks!

Re: 21 calanthe_fics July 18 2009, 09:18:19 UTC

Love it! Brilliant!

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:05:18 UTC

Thank you!

Re: 21 treacle_tartlet July 18 2009, 09:54:56 UTC

*dies* That's smegging hilarious!

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:06:46 UTC

You better be coming back as a zombie, the con isn't done yet! ;-p Thank you!

Re: 21 verowyn July 18 2009, 11:27:21 UTC

Oh noes!

rescued and incubated by a werewolf and then his parent's elaborate ruse so they could claim him for their own, thus cleverly protecting him from the enemies of Dumbledore and Snape by making him the target of Harry Potter's enemies

*dies laughing*

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:08:49 UTC

Poor, poor Albus Severus, but with a name like that, what else could be the "real" story? ;-p

I'm glad you liked it!

Re: 21 miriravan July 18 2009, 13:43:03 UTC

Oh, awesome! The Bad Fic Zone! That's, that's *perfect*, that is! Somebody should have a blog (a la the PotterSue of the Day). Poor Al, with his unfortunate nose and twinkling eyes. And the last two lines are just hilarious. Well done!

Re: 21 graylor July 19 2009, 02:16:51 UTC

Thank you! But a blog would mean some poor soul would have to wade through the great fandom slushpile. *shudder* ;-p I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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