Crack Drabbles, Round Ten!

[aah_mod]

Prompts for Round Ten:

49. No, your real father is...!
50. Severus Snape, sex god.
51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!
52. HP could be vastly improved by this crossover!
53. Ginny got back together with Dean
54. The spell is 'Lubricus'

Comments

50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

Characters/Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Squick warning: Slash

Harry had always been puzzled by a scribbled spell in the margins of the Half-Blood Prince's Potions textbook, the only one he hadn't been able to decipher. Not only was it written in Snape's appalling handwriting, it was smeared and half-obscured by suspicious-looking stains.

However when, several years after the war, he eventually encountered sex god Severus Snape in his Hawaiian hideaway, his education was finally completed.

'The spell is Lubricus, Potter,' murmured the Half-Blood Prince, drawing his wand and preparing to demonstrate...

Re: 50. and 54.

[marguerite_26]

haha! suspicious-looking stains, indeed. :)

Re: 50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

*g*
I bet this spell was used much more than his levicorpus one!

Re: 50. and 54.

[treacle_tartlet]

I bet he could use both at once! o.O

51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!

[catsintheattic]

Characters/Pairing: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco
Rating: PG
Squick warning: dialogue only

Re: 51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!

[marguerite_26]

*snort* A whine-fest. I love it.

Re: 51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!

[catsintheattic]

Thank you. :-)

At least they have a common enemy. *g*

50. Severus Snape, sex god.

[vividzephyr]

Characters/Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG
Squick warning: Hints at slash

Re: 50. Severus Snape, sex god.

[empress_jae]

*dies*

NICE.

Re: 50. Severus Snape, sex god.

[vividzephyr]

Thanks. :)

Re: 50. Severus Snape, sex god.

[centaury_squill]

Oh yes! *Drools*

50 & 54 (such an easy combination!)

[treacle_tartlet]

Characters: Neville, Harry, Snape
Rating: PG(?)
Squicks: Implied slash

Harry was genuinely sorry that the only teacher he'd been able to find was Snape, but he figured that after two hours with his head stuck between those railings Neville would be grateful to get free, no matter how much Snape snarked about it afterwards. Still, the pitiful look on Neville's face as Harry and Snape approached, followed by Snape's derisive laughter, made him think that perhaps he ought to have held out for different professor. Neville whimpered, and twisted his head between the bars.
"While I'd like to say, Longbottom, that this act of consummate idiocy on your behalf surprises me, we both know it would be a lie." Snape drew his wand.

"LubricusNeville, his head suddenly wet and slippery, wriggled free in an instant and scampered away, frantically wiping goo off his face. Snape stalked back to the dungeons, muttering to himself. Harry was frozen to the spot, caught between trying not to think about why Snape had (a clearly oft-used) lubrication spell

Re: 50 & 54 (such an easy combination!)

[lotus_lizzy]

Hehe :) For some reason I imagined Snape learned that spell with Neville - which just messed my head right up.

Re: 50 & 54 (such an easy combination!)

[centaury_squill]

trying not to think about why Snape had (a clearly oft-used) lubrication spell in his arsenal - oh go on, Harry, think about it. You know you want to! ;)

Severus Snape, sex god

[cydienne]

Characters/Pairing: Snape
Rating: none
Squick warning:
THE Sex God

Re: Severus Snape, sex god

[treacle_tartlet]

Hee! I loves it!

Re: Severus Snape, sex god

[cydienne]

Re: Severus Snape, sex god

[lotus_lizzy]

Oh my gosh, how did I miss this?

*dies*

I love it!