Crack Drabbles, Round Ten!

[aah_mod]

Prompts for Round Ten:

49. No, your real father is...!
50. Severus Snape, sex god.
51. My childhood was SO much more tortured than yours!
52. HP could be vastly improved by this crossover!
53. Ginny got back together with Dean
54. The spell is 'Lubricus'

Comments

50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

Characters/Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Squick warning: Slash

Harry had always been puzzled by a scribbled spell in the margins of the Half-Blood Prince's Potions textbook, the only one he hadn't been able to decipher. Not only was it written in Snape's appalling handwriting, it was smeared and half-obscured by suspicious-looking stains.

However when, several years after the war, he eventually encountered sex god Severus Snape in his Hawaiian hideaway, his education was finally completed.

'The spell is Lubricus, Potter,' murmured the Half-Blood Prince, drawing his wand and preparing to demonstrate...

Re: 50. and 54.

[marguerite_26]

haha! suspicious-looking stains, indeed. :)

Re: 50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

*g*
I bet this spell was used much more than his levicorpus one!

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[treacle_tartlet]

I bet he could use both at once! o.O

Re: 50. and 54.

[vividzephyr]

Brilliant! I love the combination of prompts. And I hope Harry enjoyed his demonstration. ;)

Re: 50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

Thanks! I'm sure he did ;)

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[treacle_tartlet]

In my head, Snape is wearing a Hawaiian shirt! *boggles*

Re: 50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

*g* now that's crack!

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[cydienne]

XD My favourite textbook, my favourite spell! :D Great

Re: 50. and 54.

[centaury_squill]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :D