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Jeff says.
I want to carve pumpkins tonight. The last few years I have resisted using a pattern or stencil and just free hand carved. I've loved my results but my minions are wanting fancier pumpkins. We'll have to discuss it more. I'm still trying to decide if I want to participate in Nanowrimo this year. I have the start of a really good idea but it's not ( Read more... ) -
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Can we make eljay cool again? I miss it here. -
Cyn for Prez!
The Penis Platform is the only platform I care to get under. -
Yo Mama!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
I love mama jokes. Know any? Lay them on me! -
Farewell 2008!
I hope everyone has a happy safe New Year celebration tonight!
Talk to you next year! -
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Christmas was good if prolonged. Had a very enjoyable holiday weekend with my family(ies) and am thrilled to pieces that it is over. Yesterday Chad and I had the most slaphappy conversation about how we both wished we had a taser to use on each other and how much fun it would be to just sit back and watch the other flop around on the ground being ( Read more... ) -
Friends Only...mostly
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K-razy voice mails and a message to Mike Birbiglia
Some infomercial on tv is running ads for cheap quick loans with my work 800# on it. This of course means I'm getting tons of hang ups on my voice mail and occassionally someone asking me for a loan. I'm fairly used to this since every January Pizza Hut gives out my number as the number to call if their employees haven't received their W2s and I ( Read more... ) -
dumb brown shirt
My brown shirt sucks. Although it's not really my brown shirt's fault that I can't seem to get all the food from lunch into my mouth and ended up wearing it on my shirt. It stains SO easily though. Very tacky. My Tide Pen isn't working on it either. Stupid brown shirt. It just made the spots bigger!
