MI:JM24-004; [Video, open]

[aye_cun_finally]

[Oh, he knows all about the flood, and he's seen all the brilliant revelations everyone's been putting forth, but he doesn't feel affected, and therefore he can't possibly be!]You've all been great fonts of information. Information no one needed or wanted to know for the most part, but it's very considerate of you. My life is much fuller, knowing

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[audio]

[feverprophecy]

Welp. From one complete stranger to another—

[Golf clapping.]

[audio]

[aye_cun_finally]

Do you want something?

[audio]

[feverprophecy]

Mission accomplished.

[audio]

[aye_cun_finally]

I'll string up the banner.

[expectremorse]

...If there was ever a secret that shouldn't have gotten out...

[aye_cun_finally]

It was a joke. [It wasn't.]

[expectremorse]

The fact that you ended up telling it or the fact that it's the truth?

[he's a little confused] You have a kid?

[aye_cun_finally]

[Ignores the first part. Shuffles a bit.] Aye.

Private

[stopthat_destro]

Bastard son?

Private

[aye_cun_finally]

[Oh hell.] A figure of speech.

Private

[stopthat_destro]

I'm sure. And when was this "figure of speech" conceived?

Private

[aye_cun_finally]

[Shrug. Not like any of this is important.] A few years ago, perhaps.

[blesseddumbfuck]

[Biff has somehow found popcorn. And is munching it as he watches.]

HA! I knew someone would chime in with an illegitimate child!

[aye_cun_finally]

Glad to be of service.

[blesseddumbfuck]

Why don't you contact him? Is he a horrible human being or does he just talk too much?

[aye_cun_finally]

The latter, though it was not the reason for severing contact.