I think justin and I need to talk, we haven't done that one in a while

And wtf. When did I have a cousin named Ty?

Ally badhartdboytrap I think we need to start making babies now.

Lyke omg, my name is trace ayala biotch. I go bah tha name trace, juany, or sexi-mexi. I'm tha shit and not no midget. oh fuck, who am I kiddin', im a midget biotches. I really don't have a strong southern accent, ya see, people always got the wrong impression of me. lyke omg dat rhymed. IM FROM TENNESSEE SO YOU GOTTA LUV ME. I drink jack daniels ( Read more... )

I won't update until someone buys me a PAID ACCOUNT.

WTF? Justin want's to become president. That's fucked up. They don't need another pussy up in the white house they need a hard ass, like me. Fuck, it'd be the Clinton administration all over again, booze, women, blow-jobs, jizz all over women's dresses, now that's what a REAL president is all about. Fuck money affairs, state troubles, war, all that ( Read more... )

A tiny flame was seen from the butt of a cigarette lying in the ashtray beside him. The pack of Marlboro’s tucked tightly in his right jean pocket cringed softly as he adjusted in his seat. He looked down at his cigarette wondering if he should take one last puff or just take a swig of the jack that stood on the counter behind him. He didn’t know ( Read more... )

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