[See Ashton's face filling up your screen.]

[See the picture shift and move away, until the screen is looking up one giant mushroom.]

[See Ashton's face popping back into view.]

Uhm... Hey. Does... Does anyone know if these are edible?

[The first sound that came from the device, was a surprised and actually pretty loud cry in a seemingly unknown language]

Mew!

[The first image one could see through the device was a fast moving environment of trees and grass and something totally pink. The movement didn’t seem to stop for a while, probably making many people watching it slightly ( Read more... )

To ALL you inferior life forms that are possibly out there:

I - ZIM - hereby declare this dirty piece of flying DIRT to be IRKEN PROPERTY!!

RESIST and get ELIMINATED!!

Wow. THis thing is actually pretty nifty! We should get the Vortians to make us something like this. Only... Better. Kehehe...

Okay, then. Let's get this started.