[video]

[androllout]

[Uh, looks like someone's in Zone 6. In an alley, to be specific]

Urgh, what IS that?!

[Kittyprime! where's he been for the last few days? Come to think of it, where have ANY Of the Primes or Megatrons been?]

How did my olfactory sensor get turned up this high? Is that... [yep, pile of garbage. Remember that his camera is in first-person, so you're

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[feminineside]

...

So, listening to all of the other responses, I notice nobody's cared to say how absolutely adorable you look with your 'upgrade'.

[if you think she's being less than sincere? you might not be far off. THE SNEERING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE]

[androllout]

You're hilarious.

[DRIPPING WITH SARCASM]

[feminineside]

I bet you'd look even cuter with a little bell around your neck!

[some femmes squeal. Slipstream? sounds like one of those ones from the cliques who is about to make your life /a living hell/]

[androllout]

You are NOT putting a bell around my neck.

[locked to Optimus]

[crabcakesnomnom]

[Sees your wiggly antenna. SEES IT. But whatever.]

You seen Magnum or any other Primes with you?

[locked to Optimus]

[androllout]

No, I haven't, although I remember Sam Witwicky being involved.

[locked to Optimus]

[crabcakesnomnom]

Frag.

...Sam? That bonkers little human sidekick that follows Bumblebee around?

[locked to Optimus]

[androllout]

Yes.

It is, possible, that the other Primes and Megatrons were involved. Sam and I vanished before the sweeps started, according to others.

[oh_sh_t]

Pride of Autobots, you are. [insert loling here] Fix antennae glitch. Rip 'em off. Best advice. You no need them. Make you look stupid. Well. More.

[obsequiouslysir]

Oh my! Looks like you were/are in a jam! But I've no doubts you'll make it out just fine, like a resilient little robo-roach! Oh, and those antennae, when they twitch, they do make you look so adorable and innocent! Almost in a completely harmless way!

[androllout]

... You aren't helping.