[Accidental Video]

[only_amessenger]

[A very distressed looking Sam Witwicky is fighting with his device right now, jamming buttons with far more force than is really necessary, as a bored looking TransTech from processing looks on. Apparently, he’s not all that interested in the paperwork or the comm tutorial, or he might have noticed that he’d turned the feed on.]

Are you serious?

Comments

1/?

[greasemunkygal]

[That voice.]

I'll just tell you.

[greasemunkygal]

[She knows that voice - and that face.]

[greasemunkygal]

[This isn't fair - this is the third time this isn't fair.]

[greasemunkygal]

[And it's right when she's started doing better, too - isn't that always how it happens?!]

[video]

[airspacecommand]

You humans get overly excited so easily, it's amazing you all don't just drop dead from your internal organs just exploding.

[video]

[only_amessenger]

Yeah, humans are kinda crazy like that. Non-combustible.

[video]

[airspacecommand]

But highly squishable.

[video]

[only_amessenger]

I'll take your word for it. Really. No need to demonstrate or anything.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

...!

Sam! You came back!

[Video] 1/??

[only_amessenger]

... Ironhide?

[Video] 2/??

[only_amessenger]

[... This would be reassuring, if he hadn't just watched you disintegrate into a pile of dead robot rust.]

[Video] 3/??

[only_amessenger]

[You can't fix that, can you?]

[video]

[the_17th_letter]

Lad?

[Que can't quite hide his perplexitude.]

They got you too then.

[video]

[only_amessenger]

What, are they starting up a collection? Some kind of weird, Autobot... human... thing? This doesn't make any sense. Where are we?

[Well, at least you're someone he distinctly remembers being alive, Que. That's a bonus.]

Re: [video]

[the_17th_letter]

It certainly seems like it. They've got Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, Dino, Bumblebee...

[And Prime, but it's hard to convey the secrecy involved there so easily]

The locals call the place Axiom. Supposedly it's all an accident... but that's difficult to say for certain.

[video] 1/??

[only_amessenger]

Woah. Hold up. Timeout.

Jazz? And Ironhide?

[not_your_gun]

Oh, I remember you.

[He remembers how valuable you are, for instance.]

[only_amessenger]

Oh. Uh. Y'know, I have... one of those faces. You're probably thinking of someone else.

Someone taller. Definitely more interesting.

[Oh god, so many robots, and none of the ones he actually wants to see.]

[not_your_gun]

Aaahhh...No.

I am thinking of you.

Mikaela's old...boy.

[Or was it boy-friend? Or mate? The translation guide was not offering much assistance.]

The one that the Tyran Decepticons would kill for...and have.

1/??

[only_amessenger]

Nope, definitely not me. I have a girlfriend, who is definitely not Mikaela.