[Accidental Video]

[only_amessenger]

[A very distressed looking Sam Witwicky is fighting with his device right now, jamming buttons with far more force than is really necessary, as a bored looking TransTech from processing looks on. Apparently, he’s not all that interested in the paperwork or the comm tutorial, or he might have noticed that he’d turned the feed on.]

Are you serious?

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[video]

[technoorganic]

[LOTS OF OPTICS. HI THERE.]

Mmm, out of the lot I think you and the half ichthyoid have made the most noise on arrival.

[video] 1/3

[only_amessenger]

[You know, his nerves are shot. His girlfriend is missing. And now there is a giant goddamned spider robot.

He is entitled to his first girly shriek, okay?]

[video] 2/3

[only_amessenger]

[Ahem.]

[video] Done

[only_amessenger]

[His voice sounds a little hoarse - It is harder and harder to do that, now that he's actually gone through puberty.

He smacks the comm device. Clearly, that sound was just a glitch.]

I think this thing is broken. Just uh. Audio feedback.

[ops_meister]

Hate to tell you, but they aren't going to listen. None of us would be here otherwise.

[Have a friendly smile anyway. It sucks to meet this way, but what can you do?]

Name's Jazz, nice to meet you.

[only_amessenger]

So what, I'm just supposed to stand around and wait until they're good and ready? I don't know about you, but I kind of have another engagement. Some things to do. Questions to- [Ow. Ow. Ow. Dammit, he is going to take a buzzsaw to a wrist in a minute. Still, he manages to grind out:] ask.

[Okay, bad topic. Let's try something else.]

Wait, hold up. Jazz?

[ops_meister]

You can fill out paperwork for an exit visa but nobody really knows what method they use to decide who gets theirs next. There are some people that have barely been here before they get theirs but that Ironhide has been here something like two years.

And trust me, we all have better things to be doing.

[Like, you know, not being offlined by Insecticons.]

Yup, Jazz.

[Head-tilt. You say that like you recognize his name, but he's definitely sure he doesn't know you.]

[only_amessenger]

Yeah. Of course. I'm sure you get it.

[He definitely doesn't sound convinced.]

But I can't just sit here. Two years? Two years, and everyone could be dead. Or worse.

[Not that anyone here seemed to care. What's a bunch of dead humans?]

... You look a lot less. Uh. Silver.

[Video]

[1183_geth]

[Legion remains quiet while the rambling continues. The geth do not often interact with civilians, however, this one's speech patterns indicated extremely high levels of hyper-activity stress.]

Designation 'Bumblebee' is present within Axiom Nexus. Probability of immediate return to previous universe is unlikely, Samuel James Witwicky.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

[Oh god. Oh god, what is that. It's a flashlight and it's talking. And it knows his name.]

Yeah, well... Pretty sure that it wasn't probable that I'd end up with a bunch of alien robots stomping around my backyard too. I'll take my chances.

[Video]

[1183_geth]

Cybertronians are present within your universal stream?

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

Looks like they're present everywhere right now.

Guess national security doesn't mean much on another planet. Yeah, they are.

[Video]

[phobiaphob]

[Skywarp eyes the human and tips his head before his optics go wide.]

ORGANIC!! Oh, Allspark! It's scarier then the ones I saw!

DIRGE! SAVE ME!!

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

... Now I know I'm in robot hell.

Look, I'm not-

Just...

Stop for a second. Just chill. Alright?

[Video]

[phobiaphob]

AH! It talks! What? You're not an organic? Then what are you!? Are you poisonous?

[He pauses in his small freak out fit to move closer to the feed and squints.]

You look... squishier then the organic I saw before.

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

[What. Just. What. How is this giant robot afraid of him? N

Not that he has a problem with this - Now it won't try and step on him - but... what.]

Yeah, uh. Humans do talk.

[Video]

[inursatellites]

[... Oh. Hello, boy.]

[Video]

[only_amessenger]

...

[... You.]

[Video] 1/2

[inursatellites]

[Yes. Him.]

[... and if he's not mistaken, there's an oddly familiar signal coming from Sam's direction.]

[Locked - 100%]

[inursatellites]

YOUR SIGNAL . . . IS ALTERED.

EXPLAIN.

[What is it. Why does your signal feel like something of his?]