[A very distressed looking Sam Witwicky is fighting with his device right now, jamming buttons with far more force than is really necessary, as a bored looking TransTech from processing looks on. Apparently, he’s not all that interested in the paperwork or the comm tutorial, or he might have noticed that he’d turned the feed on.]
Are you serious?
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Mmm, out of the lot I think you and the half ichthyoid have made the most noise on arrival.
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He is entitled to his first girly shriek, okay?]
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He smacks the comm device. Clearly, that sound was just a glitch.]
I think this thing is broken. Just uh. Audio feedback.
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[Have a friendly smile anyway. It sucks to meet this way, but what can you do?]
Name's Jazz, nice to meet you.
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[Okay, bad topic. Let's try something else.]
Wait, hold up. Jazz?
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And trust me, we all have better things to be doing.
[Like, you know, not being offlined by Insecticons.]
Yup, Jazz.
[Head-tilt. You say that like you recognize his name, but he's definitely sure he doesn't know you.]
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[He definitely doesn't sound convinced.]
But I can't just sit here. Two years? Two years, and everyone could be dead. Or worse.
[Not that anyone here seemed to care. What's a bunch of dead humans?]
... You look a lot less. Uh. Silver.
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Designation 'Bumblebee' is present within Axiom Nexus. Probability of immediate return to previous universe is unlikely, Samuel James Witwicky.
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Yeah, well... Pretty sure that it wasn't probable that I'd end up with a bunch of alien robots stomping around my backyard too. I'll take my chances.
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Guess national security doesn't mean much on another planet. Yeah, they are.
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ORGANIC!! Oh, Allspark! It's scarier then the ones I saw!
DIRGE! SAVE ME!!
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Look, I'm not-
Just...
Stop for a second. Just chill. Alright?
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[He pauses in his small freak out fit to move closer to the feed and squints.]
You look... squishier then the organic I saw before.
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Not that he has a problem with this - Now it won't try and step on him - but... what.]
Yeah, uh. Humans do talk.
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[... You.]
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[... and if he's not mistaken, there's an oddly familiar signal coming from Sam's direction.]
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EXPLAIN.
[What is it. Why does your signal feel like something of his?]
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