[Wing hears the hesitation in the answer, and nods. It takes time.]
Be patient with yourself.
[Which falls under the 'advice Wing should take himself as one of the twins decides to throw himself bodily at Wing's back. Small gold hands claw over his shoulders, as he staggers forward. Oof.]
No! Please. I'm, I don't need company. [Stay away if you value your life and/or current coloration of your chassis!]
At least the purple doesn't clash. [Skywarp grins faintly, though it's obvious he's not trying to be particularly annoying or nasty about it.]
Hey, you could always glue 'em together. That'd teach them! Or you could use those swords. [No matter if they're comparatively tiny (and young) to Wing. That just makes it easier, right?]
[But the glitter suits him! Why are you getting rid of it, Wing? You'll be even prettier.]
Since it's not the real thing, at least it'll be easy to get off, then. Protoforms gettin' the better of you? [Nooo sympathy at all, there, but Skywarp certainly notices that Wing didn't go huffy at his suggestion about what to do...]
I'd think it'd teach them a lesson or two. Isn't that what you're there for? Maybe they'll even think it's fun if you glue 'em together. [Doubtful, but the image is funny.]
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Fine. Everything's...fine.
[Some sort of screaming in the background.]
I hope you've recovered?
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I'm okay.
[By which he means, he's been desperately trying to keep himself busy to not have to deal yet.]
Anyway, you, ah . . . ya want company or somethin'?
[Because it sounds like Wing could use a break!]
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Be patient with yourself.
[Which falls under the 'advice Wing should take himself as one of the twins decides to throw himself bodily at Wing's back. Small gold hands claw over his shoulders, as he staggers forward. Oof.]
No! Please. I'm, I don't need company. [Stay away if you value your life and/or current coloration of your chassis!]
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Of course, Trixie was the very first filly in her class to earn her cutie mark!
[The little pony takes vague notice of the other two.]
You should try magic tricks. It works on colts and fillies.
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No. I'm not a Decepticon. And I wouldn't want to earn this.
And, thank you, but...I don't think what they need is tricks. [It's discipline. And manners. And respect, and a whole list of other things.]
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Oh? [Drops to a hissing stage whisper.] You haven't discovered what you are best at, yet?
Trixie is sure new robots like to be entertained, as much as ponies. If you can't do magic tricks, like Trixie, you could try music or singing or....
A puppet show! Can you do funny voices and move your front feet around? [Hands? What are those?]
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['Trixie'? Who? Oh!!]
I think their problem is that they're a little too entertained. There's a need for study and discipline as well.
....[He's just going to pretend he didn't hear that last bit. And hope that Suiken did too.]
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Hey, you could always glue 'em together. That'd teach them! Or you could use those swords. [No matter if they're comparatively tiny (and young) to Wing. That just makes it easier, right?]
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It's...not something I feel comfortable wearing and it was done under duress. [Duress he does not want to talk about thankyouverymuch.]
I'm afraid if I did either of those I'd probably be fired. [Which is to say: do NOT tempt him.]
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Since it's not the real thing, at least it'll be easy to get off, then. Protoforms gettin' the better of you? [Nooo sympathy at all, there, but Skywarp certainly notices that Wing didn't go huffy at his suggestion about what to do...]
I'd think it'd teach them a lesson or two. Isn't that what you're there for? Maybe they'll even think it's fun if you glue 'em together. [Doubtful, but the image is funny.]
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I wish it were. [High quality crayons, damn these TransTechs.] And they are not 'getting the better of me'. [He huffs.] This isn't combat.
[What did he just say about not tempting him?] I'm here to--ow! [His mouth twitches as he looks down.] No biting!
If they thought it was fun if I glued them, what would they actually learn? [It's almost an actual question.]
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[Pffahaha babysitter]
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[Two words for you, Starscream: Pink Killer Handbag.]
[Oh wait. That's three. Wing's...a little frazzled right now.]
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[His optics flick off screen.] Suiken. We have had this lecture before: some things are not for eating.
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Wow, who did you rub the wrong way to get stuck with that?
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It is apparently a position the employment services thinks I am suited for.
[He is beginning to disagree. Strenuously.]
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Glitter wasn't mentioned. At all.
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