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May 30, 2011 14:58

I need a volunteer.

Chances are you won't die, but as I don't particularly feel like being arrested in case something goes wrong -- volunteer.

I'll compensate you if everything goes well for your time and all of that.

No humans or otherwise organic beings need apply because you will die. Sorry, but that's the nature of the beast.

transformers: dreamwave | starscream

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rednotyellow May 30 2011, 19:51:52 UTC

What the slag are you doin' that cou--- [Wait. And, facepalm.]

Wrong Starscream... [Cliffjumper groans and then scowls, as if this is somehow Starscream's fault. He hadn't even really been looking at the feed at first. He should have figured, though. Since the inverse Starscream was more prone to causing mortal harm to himself before asking for 'volunteers'.]

... So, what the slag are ya doin' that could end in death? Ya actually think someone's gonna volunteer for that?

airspacecommand May 30 2011, 19:58:55 UTC

Well it shouldn't end in death anyway.

But I like to put that disclaimer just in case.

[Then it wouldn't be his fault if you die.]

rednotyellow May 30 2011, 20:02:44 UTC

Reaal reassuring Starscream. Didn't answer the question, though.

[Because, well. Now he was curious. Not that he was going to volunteer either way. He may be foolhardy, but he wasn't an idiot.]

airspacecommand May 30 2011, 20:17:24 UTC

Testing a device that disrupts the flow of electrical energy.

Temporarily.

[In otherwords he'd shoot you. But he isn't sure if all the other starscreams have the same weapon or if you even know about the null ray. So he's not going into details about it.]

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[Video] king_grimlock May 30 2011, 20:26:24 UTC

Who is stupid enough to volunteer for stupid thing you do to them?

[Video] airspacecommand May 30 2011, 20:33:51 UTC

Does that mean you're volunteering, Grimlock?

[Video] king_grimlock May 30 2011, 21:23:00 UTC

You funny.

Me like to see how funny you are when me bite your face off.

[Video] airspacecommand May 30 2011, 21:43:21 UTC

So aggressive.

Keep going though. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you tell me how much you want to kill me.

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[Video] inursatellites May 30 2011, 21:04:50 UTC

[Soundwave would like to know what you think you're doing, Starscream.]

ELABORATE.

[Video] airspacecommand May 30 2011, 21:09:01 UTC

I made some modifications to my null ray to extend the length of time it lasts.

[Video] inursatellites May 30 2011, 21:11:05 UTC

ACKNOWLEDGED.

TARGETS: CAN BE LOCATED.

[Video] airspacecommand May 30 2011, 21:14:34 UTC

Oh really? And what targets would you suggest?

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notyourchauffer May 31 2011, 02:36:21 UTC

What are you up to?

airspacecommand May 31 2011, 02:38:20 UTC

... Nothing.

Nothing at all.

notyourchauffer May 31 2011, 02:46:37 UTC

[This face.]

airspacecommand May 31 2011, 02:49:30 UTC

What?

...

I just need to test something on ... someone.

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[Video] derpjack_ftw June 1 2011, 05:14:10 UTC

[Except he doesn't realize the video's ON. So have a blank face before he shakes his head and moves to turn the feed off.]

[Video] airspacecommand June 1 2011, 05:20:34 UTC

Don't shake your head at me.

[Video] derpjack_ftw June 1 2011, 05:27:05 UTC

[He jumps, hand snatching back from the comm on reflex. Then he scowls at himself for the reaction, optics darkening a hair.]

Screamer, you seriously think someone'd be stupid enough ta volunteer?

[Only way HE would was if Megs forced him.]

[Video] airspacecommand June 1 2011, 15:59:09 UTC

Yes. Someone eventually would.

But it's a moot point anyway.

[Since Skyfire made him stop. But he's not telling you that.]

And don't call me Screamer.