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[airspacecommand]

I need a volunteer.

Chances are you won't die, but as I don't particularly feel like being arrested in case something goes wrong -- volunteer.

I'll compensate you if everything goes well for your time and all of that.

No humans or otherwise organic beings need apply because you will die. Sorry, but that's the nature of the beast.

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[inursatellites]

[Soundwave would like to know what you think you're doing, Starscream.]

ELABORATE.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

I made some modifications to my null ray to extend the length of time it lasts.

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[inursatellites]

ACKNOWLEDGED.

TARGETS: CAN BE LOCATED.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

Oh really? And what targets would you suggest?

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[inursatellites]

SOUNDWAVE: CAN PROVIDE DRONE TARGETS FOR PRACTICE PURPOSES.

[Video]

[airspacecommand]

That's not nearly as much fun. But I guess that could work.

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[inursatellites]

SUGGESTION: START SMALL.

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[airspacecommand]

You may have a point there.

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[inursatellites]

SOUNDWAVE: FREQUENTLY DOES.

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[airspacecommand]

Don't get let go to your head or anything.

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[inursatellites]

NOT POSSIBLE.

SOUNDWAVE: INCAPABLE OF DEVELOPING PRIDE. PRIDE: AN EMOTION.

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[airspacecommand]

Well don't let it -- Oh never mind.

Does this mean you don't like anything either?

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[inursatellites]

AFFIRMATIVE.

LORD MEGATRON: ONLY EXCEPTION.

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[airspacecommand]

So you like Megatron?

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[inursatellites]

AFFIRMATIVE.

LORD MEGATRON: SUPERIOR CAPABILITIES. SUPERIOR LEADERSHIP QUALITIES. CONCLUSION: PREFERRED CHOICE FOR SUBMISSION.

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[airspacecommand]

Oh, I see. You want to submit to him, hm?

I bet he enjoys your submission.