[Musical Video Extravaganza]
[Blitzwing is not moved by your plight, citizens of Axiom Nexus. Musical numbers are a daily occurence for the triple-changer. Take it from one who bursts into song with very little provocation... This event is nothing. After all, if there were to be an Axiom expert on musical numbers...
It would be Blitzwing. The Dance Commander.
Now, wearing a fake moustache, a pair of robot-sized aviators, and a couple extra militaristic decorations added to his armor, Icy calmly addresses the camera. He has never been one for singing, but there is the slightest bit more musicality in his words than usual.]
You must obey ze Dance Commander;
Giving out ze order for fun.
You must obey ze Dance Commander;
You know zhat he's ze only one;
Who gives ze orders here.
Alright.
Who gives ze orders here~!
Alright! Ahahaha!
[ With that, the scene seems to dim, Random giggling to himself, until suddenly, flashing lights! Various colours strobe as the music gets harder, Hothead taking over.]
It vould be awesome;
If ve could dance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's take ze chance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's start ze show;
Because you never know!!
You never know!!
You never know until you go!!
Alright~!
Alright~!
... Who gives ze orders here?
Alright~!
... Who gives ze orders here?
Alright!
[And then, as suddenly as it had started, the lighting calms down, Icy slipping back into place; the environment matches his much cooler demeanour, as he continues as though the previous rage hadn't happened.]
Ze lines are drawn, ze orders are in.
Ze Dance Commander is ready to sin.
Radio message from HQ.
Dance Commander, ve love you.
Let's get zhis party started right, you all.
Let's get zhis party started right.
I vent to ze store to get more-
Fire... to start ze war!
Everybody in zhis club is whack.
I feel like I'm headed straight for a spark attack~!
'Bots are pretty
'Bots are nice
Take your chances,
Roll ze dice.
Take your chances...
[And once again, the setting and tone change just as drastically as Blitzwing's personalities do. I think you get the point by now.]
It vould be awesome;
If ve could dance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's take ze chance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's start ze show;
Because you never know!!
You never know!!
You never know until you go!!
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
Ooo, baby!
Alright.
Alright.
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on...!!
[Dramatic pose, go!]
It would be Blitzwing. The Dance Commander.
Now, wearing a fake moustache, a pair of robot-sized aviators, and a couple extra militaristic decorations added to his armor, Icy calmly addresses the camera. He has never been one for singing, but there is the slightest bit more musicality in his words than usual.]
You must obey ze Dance Commander;
Giving out ze order for fun.
You must obey ze Dance Commander;
You know zhat he's ze only one;
Who gives ze orders here.
Alright.
Who gives ze orders here~!
Alright! Ahahaha!
[ With that, the scene seems to dim, Random giggling to himself, until suddenly, flashing lights! Various colours strobe as the music gets harder, Hothead taking over.]
It vould be awesome;
If ve could dance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's take ze chance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's start ze show;
Because you never know!!
You never know!!
You never know until you go!!
Alright~!
Alright~!
... Who gives ze orders here?
Alright~!
... Who gives ze orders here?
Alright!
[And then, as suddenly as it had started, the lighting calms down, Icy slipping back into place; the environment matches his much cooler demeanour, as he continues as though the previous rage hadn't happened.]
Ze lines are drawn, ze orders are in.
Ze Dance Commander is ready to sin.
Radio message from HQ.
Dance Commander, ve love you.
Let's get zhis party started right, you all.
Let's get zhis party started right.
I vent to ze store to get more-
Fire... to start ze war!
Everybody in zhis club is whack.
I feel like I'm headed straight for a spark attack~!
'Bots are pretty
'Bots are nice
Take your chances,
Roll ze dice.
Take your chances...
[And once again, the setting and tone change just as drastically as Blitzwing's personalities do. I think you get the point by now.]
It vould be awesome;
If ve could dance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's take ze chance!!
It vould be awesome, yeah!!
Let's start ze show;
Because you never know!!
You never know!!
You never know until you go!!
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever.
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
I vant to make it last forever!
Ooo, baby!
Alright.
Alright.
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!
You must obey ze dance commander!!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on...!!
[Dramatic pose, go!]