[Video] Me squeak in under wire!
[Video opens of the behemoth that is Grimlock in robot form in the middle of the arena, energo-sword glowing red and a headband tied over his forehead reading Big Grim. He's battle-ready and slightly hunched, circling around his hulking opponent.
And a steady acoustic guitar strums hard with each footstep. Until it starts to build... and go electric...]
Grrrrrrrrrrr-RRRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Me do not need!
Me energo-sword!
ME GRIMLOCK SLAGGIN' POWERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[The sword is dropped and Grimlock's heavy fists pound into his opponent, and a chunk of CPU comes flying out of the back of his cranial unit]
... Sorry.
Me did not mean!
To blow your mind!
But that slag happens to me Grimlock... all the tiiiiiiiiiiiime!
[The mech staggers back, but doesn't fall, optics glowing green as he looks up at Grimlock's taller form with flabbergasted awe... and Grimlock straightens up and stretches his arm out as if he's holding a mystical orb in his hand.]
Take a look!
Tell me Grimlock what you seeeeeeee!
Your aft me kick!
It's destinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[There's never been an arena crowd more alive. Mechs are cheering insanely, humans are having spontaneous climaxes, and other aliens are... expressing elation in whatever forms are most inappropriate for their respective species.]
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[A double axhandle punch sends his opponent straight into the air, and when the mech lands, it's into the waiting jaws of a dinomech, which snaps the unlucky fool in half just as the guitar hits its heavy final beat. And the crowd goes even crazier, chanting his name. They may have just found their new favorite fighter...]
"GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK!"
And a steady acoustic guitar strums hard with each footstep. Until it starts to build... and go electric...]
Grrrrrrrrrrr-RRRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Me do not need!
Me energo-sword!
ME GRIMLOCK SLAGGIN' POWERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[The sword is dropped and Grimlock's heavy fists pound into his opponent, and a chunk of CPU comes flying out of the back of his cranial unit]
... Sorry.
Me did not mean!
To blow your mind!
But that slag happens to me Grimlock... all the tiiiiiiiiiiiime!
[The mech staggers back, but doesn't fall, optics glowing green as he looks up at Grimlock's taller form with flabbergasted awe... and Grimlock straightens up and stretches his arm out as if he's holding a mystical orb in his hand.]
Take a look!
Tell me Grimlock what you seeeeeeee!
Your aft me kick!
It's destinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
[There's never been an arena crowd more alive. Mechs are cheering insanely, humans are having spontaneous climaxes, and other aliens are... expressing elation in whatever forms are most inappropriate for their respective species.]
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[A double axhandle punch sends his opponent straight into the air, and when the mech lands, it's into the waiting jaws of a dinomech, which snaps the unlucky fool in half just as the guitar hits its heavy final beat. And the crowd goes even crazier, chanting his name. They may have just found their new favorite fighter...]
"GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK!"