[VOICE]

[runningerrands]

Now that I'm effectively employed.

...Yeah, let me re-introduce myself. My name is Isaac Clarke. I'm an engineer, I used to fix ships for a living. Shit got weird in my world, but it has nothing to do with here, so it's not worth mentioning much more than that.

I guess I wanted to apologize or something for my behavior when I first got here.

Comments

[airspacecommand]

I'd say you're taking this rather well considering you're in a place where the majority of the population probably wants to step on you.

[runningerrands]

Machines are the least scary thing to me. Any synthetic lifeform that wants to threaten me can go right the fuck ahead, because it's not gonna do them any good.

[airspacecommand]

I'll give you credit, human, you have a sense of being quite audacious. You might actually survive here.

[runningerrands]

It's Isaac, you asshole -- not "human", not "meatsack", or any other term you wanna slap on me. I have a fucking name, so use it, or you're just spare parts on legs for me.

[endless_avarice]

Isaac Clarke? Sounds like a human name....

The Nexus must really like me lately. So many humans~

[runningerrands]

...You're. Not. Starscream, are you. The paint job is fucking awful.

Who the hell are you?

[endless_avarice]

No. I hate him. And it's unique!

My name is Dirge.

Why no video, hm? Afraid to show off your good looks?

[Video]

[runningerrands]

It's hideous.

Dirge. Gee, how poetic.

You want fucking video? Here. Have a video. You happy now?

[Voice]

[l_want_a_pony]

It's alright- I get yelled at all the time, SO it didn't really bother me.

[Voice]

[runningerrands]

...Riiiiight, who the fuck are you?

[Voice]

[l_want_a_pony]

I am Caboose! I'm used to telling people that to-- because people seem to forget. I think they have old-timers.

[Voice]

[runningerrands]

...Yeah, we've never met before, Caboose.