[The feed starts with a crash, the video a blurr of motion as the comm device is knocked to the floor. As the feed finally begins to focus, it offers an awkward angle of Optimus seated on a couch, the Magnus Hammer across his lap. It looks as though he was in the process of removing a particularly heinous paintjob from the weapon when something
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Oh, for-
[He finally finds it, lifting the device up.]
I'm not sure what's going on, but I think we're fine.
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Those...'Prime imitators' found me again. They chased me through three levels and two different hiding places. I'd rather not lead them right to another Prime, but...
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[At the other comment, Ironhide looks at the screen. Then at his cannons. Then, back to the screen.]
... They still around?
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Why do you have a weapon that's bigger than your entire body? Did they run out of them in your size or something? Go steal one from a Ken doll or something.
[He will not say how he knows what that even is.]
How do you even use it and not hit yourself?
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[Oh slag. That... was not something he wanted to share.]
While I appreciate your "concern," this isn't my weapon.
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You should use it anyway and go smack that incompetent loser of a Decepticon leader from your universe on the head with it.
If you can manage to lift it enough without hurting yourself that is.
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... It's... not really appropriate, that I use it. It isn't mine.
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[How did you get that? Ultra Magnus was not actively present in the Nexus, was he-? ...But you're just a cheap imitation!]
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Surprising, I know.
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I just... It's not right, that anyone other than Ultra Magnus should have it. If I can keep it out of the wrong servos, that is enough for me.
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