[Accidental Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

[The feed starts with a crash, the video a blurr of motion as the comm device is knocked to the floor. As the feed finally begins to focus, it offers an awkward angle of Optimus seated on a couch, the Magnus Hammer across his lap. It looks as though he was in the process of removing a particularly heinous paintjob from the weapon when something

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[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... You two all right?

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

... [He fumbles for a moment, not even aware that the comm is on.]

Oh, for-

[He finally finds it, lifting the device up.]

I'm not sure what's going on, but I think we're fine.

[Video]

[ichooseboth]

[He leans over with a chagrined sigh, peering at the younger Prime's comm unit.]

Those...'Prime imitators' found me again. They chased me through three levels and two different hiding places. I'd rather not lead them right to another Prime, but...

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

Hmnf. If you say so.

[At the other comment, Ironhide looks at the screen. Then at his cannons. Then, back to the screen.]

... They still around?

[text]

[airspacecommand]

[Starscream has no idea why anyone would want to imitate Prime, but this place was full of whackos so he supposed it fit]

Why do you have a weapon that's bigger than your entire body? Did they run out of them in your size or something? Go steal one from a Ken doll or something.

[He will not say how he knows what that even is.]

How do you even use it and not hit yourself?

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

... I...

[Oh slag. That... was not something he wanted to share.]

While I appreciate your "concern," this isn't my weapon.

[text]

[airspacecommand]

Why are you playing with it then? I hope that's not related to some strange Autobot custom I'd rather not know about.

You should use it anyway and go smack that incompetent loser of a Decepticon leader from your universe on the head with it.

If you can manage to lift it enough without hurting yourself that is.

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

Because the previous owner thought it would be a good idea to paint it. I'm trying to return it to its proper state.

... It's... not really appropriate, that I use it. It isn't mine.

[Video]

[onetruesikorsky]

[He peers at the screen a moment, then -]

[Video] 2/3

[onetruesikorsky]

[--!!]

[Video] Done

[onetruesikorsky]

You?! With the Magnus Hammer?!

[How did you get that? Ultra Magnus was not actively present in the Nexus, was he-? ...But you're just a cheap imitation!]

[Video]

[like_a_bossbot]

[And this was one of the main reasons he hadn't wanted to advertise this.]

Surprising, I know.

[Locked to Ani!Prime]

[technoorganic]

They shouldn't give Sparklings like you such dangerous toys.

[Locked]

[like_a_bossbot]

You'll be happy to know I have no intention of using it, then.

[Locked]

[technoorganic]

Comforting. I'd just hate for you to accidentally hurt someone.

[Locked]

[like_a_bossbot]

I'm an Academy wash-out. I have no right to use the Magnus Hammer.

I just... It's not right, that anyone other than Ultra Magnus should have it. If I can keep it out of the wrong servos, that is enough for me.

[tyranny_ends]

Trouble?

[ichooseboth]

Err... Not exactly.

[like_a_bossbot]

Fortunately, nothing serious. At least, so far as I can tell.