The Most Idiotic Conversation I had ever had ( Read more... )

Today's work day will be brought to you by famous female assasin and night club act Sterling Chambers ( Read more... )

"Hot female doctor taking care of my comatose wife... - m4w ( Read more... )

Holy Crap, here is another post from the New York Craig's List misc. romance section. I think I just fell a little bit in love with this guy. Or maybe I kind of hate him. I don't know. I like this post. It's weird and awesome ( Read more... )

I haven't smoked in 2 days and I have learned this: having filia grow back in my trachea makes me a bitch ( Read more... )

So since I work a job that literary numbs my mind every second I am there, I have become addicted to several things on-line ( Read more... )

Left up to my own devices,
My life is,
All of Satan's nicest vices.
My amenities are,
An idenity crisis-
Enrolled in benefits,
Of the most haunting neurosis:
I'm telling you this,
So you can know,
Who the ghost is.

Today, this day, March 9th 2006, will go down in history as the single greatest day of my life ( Read more... )

Colby: I am sorry for answering my phone last night when I was extremely drunk and out on a date.

I cannot rememeber the conversation but I am sure it was rude and inconsiderate to everyone involved.

Especialy my date, Colin.

Whose dick do I gotta suck around here to get a goddamned sofa bed around here?