[Audio]

[awesomeoncrack]

...Yeah, How the fuck did I get on a boat?

Comments

[lilyground]

It's called the Emiss Ellygand.

[awesomeoncrack]

Never asked what the hell it's called.

Who the hell are you?

[lilyground]

My name is Lily! What's yours?

[awesomeoncrack]

...What the fuck is a kid

The fuck does it matter?

[deinxxrazer]

The same way as the rest of us, I would assume.

[awesomeoncrack]

Fan-fucking-tastic. Last time I checked, there wasn't an invention around that could involuntarily put people on fancy ass boats.

[deinxxrazer]

I am unaware of something with such a capability as well, but...here we are. You'd best get used to it.

[awesomeoncrack]

...

So how long until the boat's raided?

[godshellsing]

Though I have not been informed how exactly we all arrived on this ship, I do know that our destination is a place called the Golden Shore, and the captain is (apparently) an incompetent git.

[awesomeoncrack]

...And everyone's okay with that.

[godshellsing]

No. Of course not.

[awesomeoncrack]

And you are...?

[awesomeoncrack]

Didn't you hear? That shit is sold in stores.

[awesomeoncrack]

Nah, I am a fucking weapon.

[unelemental]

Tss, you say it like we have some sort of idea.

[awesomeoncrack]

Did you say something? I was too busy oh, not giving a damn.

[unelemental]

Rude l'il bitch, ain't cha.

[awesomeoncrack]

Busy talking about yourself over there?